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Sounds to me like somebody got left on the "Short Bus" a lot as a kid...and it wasn't McCain.

Q.How do you keep a lib. from getting paid?
A. Hide his welfare check in his workboots.

Q. How do you keep a lib. from drowning?
A. Take yer foot off the back of his head.

Q. How do you get a dirty, hippy, liberal into the bath?
A. Throw in his welfare check.
Q. How do you get him out?
A. Throw in a bar of soap.