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whats the pass word?
new England clam chowder
is that the red or the white?
I can never remember that..... white?
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The funniest things about Ace Ventura aren't in in the lines but in his expressions and movements. The scenes at the nut house are hilarious. Yeah, the "buttonhook pattern in super slo-mo" is pretty good, but my absolute favorite is what he does immediately after sprinkling his face with water from the fountain. Every time I watch that movie, that leaves me cackling uselessly for at least a minute. I'm a huge Ace fan. I almost busted a gut during the sequel when that rhinoceros was "giving birth" to him.
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Yep. That's the scene I was referring to. Almost busted a gut watching it again.
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Say Hello to Mr. Knish. Was it when he tore Sean Young's skirt off to reveal he was the missing football player, they all the guys throw up. Who would have ever guessed you were a Blazing Saddles fan, Rob? 
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You learn something new everyday whether you want to or not.
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I personally liked the entire scene in the police station when he was talking out of his butt. "Azzzhole o mio" "Do you have some Benaka or a breath mint" and so on. Does that make me anal? Clyde
The liberal mind is an endless black hole of stupidity.
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"what a lovely room of death you have here" Ace 2
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I can't think of any particular dialog from Ace Ventura that is particularly funny. However, that scene in the first Ace Ventura movie, where he's in a mental institution, wearing a tutu and combat boots, then mimes going out for a pass and then does it in slow motion in reverse, is the funniest scene that I have ever seen.
The dialog from Dumb and Dumber where he says "Just when I think you can't get any dumber, you go and do something like this, and totally redeem yourself." Is one line of dialog that I will always remember.
Wind in my hair, Sun on my face, I gazed at the wide open spaces, And I was at home.
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The dialog from Dumb and Dumber where he says "Just when I think you can't get any dumber, you go and do something like this, and totally redeem yourself." Is one line of dialog that I will always remember. Actually, that line comes from Harry, Jeff Daniels' character. Lloyd is the one who swaps the dog for the minibike--thus totally redeeming himself.
"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain--that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." --Lysander Spooner, 1867
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"Gentlemen, we have to protect our phoney baloney jobs!" - Governor Lepetomane
I always think of that line every time I hear any politician speak. It's funny, but the fact that it is so true really isn't all that funny.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery.
Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
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"Care for some Binaca?" as he proceeds to miss his own mouth and spray it in their eyes.
"Pretty bird. Pretty bird." said the blind boy as he pets his dead bird after Ace tapes the head back on.
Speaking of funny expressions, I almost died from lack of oxygen the first time I watched "Grinch."
Nobody does anything like Jim Carey.
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Harrumph!!!
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If you cann't stand my spelling use the ingore feature.
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From Ace - something like:
Einhorn- I could make your life a living hell.
Ace- well I'm not ready for a relationship Lois...but if something changes I'll call you - YOUR NUMBER STILL 911 !
that and - "...see that you do, had I been drinking from the toilet - I might have been killed."
From Blazin Saddles Lastly- "somebody go back into town and get a sh*tload o' dimes".
When a country is well governed, poverty and a mean condition are something to be ashamed of. When a country is ill governed, riches and honors are something to be ashamed of
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"One false move and the n----- gets it!"
"He mean what he say! He mean what he say!"
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One of my favorite parts from the first Ace movie is when he's in the pool, looking through the glass window and talking like the cast from Star Trek. Or when he kisses Lois then finds out she is a he...........too funny.
That's ok, I'll ass shoot a dink.
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Ohhh, mommah, ohhhhhh mommah!......I was just..doing my mantra! 
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Well, if you're channeling Blazing Saddles now, "Mongo likes candy."
"I didn't get the sophisticated gene in this family. I started the sophisticated gene in this family." Willie Robertson
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Holy underwear! Sheriff murdered! Innocent women and children blown to bits! We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!
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"Bumblebee Tuna..."
Once upon a time in a Muslim Country far, far, away occasionally when the locals would say "Salaam Alaykum" a certain wiseass infidel would reply with a quick "Salami Naked." In a respectful way, of course.
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