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It was reported that Michal Jackson's last words were, "Take me to Children's Hospital". The autopsy indicated Michael's last meal included 10-year old nuts.
. . . I haven't had so much fun since J2P2 died!
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Campfire Kahuna
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"Escape from Neverland" game play game here
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How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party , because of all the Big Wheels parked out front.
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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I heard that they found his other glove -- in Boy George's panties!!!
Too many people buy stuff they don't want, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party , because of all the Big Wheels parked out front. How do you know the party is getting good? There is only one Big Wheel still parked out front.
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When MJ's death as announced in the UK, the Jocky Club instructed all jockies to wear black armbands untill the funeral as a mark of respect to someone who's ridden more 3 year olds than most of its members!
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Subject When Farrah Fawcet reached the Pearly Gates, God said "Because you were the prettiest looking woman on earth , I'll grant you any wish you want" Thinking for a few moments, Farrah replied " I wish for all the children on earth to be safe." Michael Jackson immediately dropped dead .
Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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