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"Why are so many people ate up with the dumbass?"
George
"Hunting, fishing, roping, working, sleeping, eating. Not always in that order."
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I am busier than a one-armed paper hanger!
I am as hungry as a one-eyed dog in a meat market.
Faith and love of others knows no mileage nor bounds. That's simply the way it is.
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After the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box.
Italian Proverb
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One of my Dad's in response to someone saying "IF"
Yeah, well if the dog hadn't stopped to schitt, he would have caught the rabbit. Use same in German: "H�tte der Hund nicht geschissen, h�tte er den Hasen gekriegt."
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"May the fleas of 10,000 camels infect the crotch of the man who has messed up your day, and may his arms be too short to reach!"
"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses." Ziggy
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Something I tell our engineer's on a daily basis: "You're lack of planning doesn't constitute an emergency on my part" or, the 7P's, "Proper prior planning prevents piss-poor performance"
The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.
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so cheap he squeeks when he walks.....
such a tight ass could make diamonds out of coal.....
hornier than a two peckered goat........
as sharp as a marble......
2 beers short of a six pack.....
even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once and awile....
lets make like geese and get the flock outa here....
the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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today is as good a day to die as any other
we work in 65mph traffic work zones
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
I LOVE MY COUNTRY IT'S THE GOV'T I FEAR
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"Ah, fer F*x sake!" or, "bastards!"
Ones my wife hates to hear me say, "I'm ready to meet my maker." Or, "I've made my peace with God." Or, "I like this shirt, I could be buried in it."
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"I reckon so" is what I use more than any other. I also use "it's amazing they lived" which refers to the object having been beat nearly to death with a stupid and/or ugly stick.
My Dad's was "you may be big, and you may be dumb, and you may be ugly...but other than that you don't have much going for you" and it was usually directed at me.
My daughter uses "drive it like you stole it" and I'll probably incorporate it into my daily use.
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"I ain't sayin'....I'm just sayin'...."
Don't know how I got started on that. Been trying to curtail the cussing. F bombs are down to about every 10th word now (outside of work) but the monster "C" word (the one all women hate) used to be my favorite for a long time. Finally broke that ugly habit.
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I also tend to say this "First Pearl Harbor and now this!" when someone tells me a problem they are having and I just don't care.
Happens fairly regular round work for some reason.
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I also tend to say this "First Pearl Harbor and now this!" when someone tells me a problem they are having and I just don't care.
Happens fairly regular round work for some reason. mind if i burrow that one it fits at work LOL
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
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I was having one of those "off" days at the gym the other day and one of my Grandfather's old gems popped into my mind.
"Weaker than three day old Pi$$ with the foam farted off"
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them."
-Master Chief Hershel Davis
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"Well no sh*t Sherlock!"
"Sure wish we had some gunpowder."
"Do I look like I care?Because I don't."
"Colder than a witches tit."
"Hey genius,where's the remote?"
WB.
"You set your own goals for success, and when you succeed it don't necessarily mean that you're going to be a big star or make a lot of money or anything. You'll feel it in your heart whether you've succeeded or not." - Roy Buchanan
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Another one of my favorites is "Pull!".
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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A couple I use at work pretty regular,
Don't yell, or I'll quit!
When looking for a tool or part setting right in front of me,
Stop looking, I found it.( very loud so that everybody hears it)
Charlie
If Ignorance is bliss, then why aren't there more
happy people
If The gun was in the hands of the victim,there would be no
murders,robberies or rapes.
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almost forgot the one I use the most "f*** me dead" - it fits so many situations...
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Don't vote knothead, it only encourages them. Anonymous
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Anonymous
"Self-reliance, free thinking, and wealth is anathema to both the power of the State and the Church." Derby Dude
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