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Nope he's too busy drinking your beer
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Campfire Kahuna
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Sometimes you guys scare me. The majority of voters in the last Presidential election scare me.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Sometimes you guys scare me. I think we've just been complimented ....................  
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Campfire Regular
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(my personal fav. woopsie)
Convictions: Really it was just arson but it turned out his kids were in there so they said two counts murder one. Not very fair to me!!
(this is even better: )
Why I Deserve Another Chance: I been studying accounting so I could help you figure out your finances and show you how to make more money than you thought was legal. You probably got ways to hide cash you never knew about and clients you can double bill without anybody finding out and if you marry me I�ll make you rich as hell.
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Campfire Ranger
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Nope he's too busy drinking your beer That's why you have to bring two of them along. Well, maybe not, than you have what, 8 or 10 wives to deal with if something goes amiss?? 
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand."
James Elroy Flecker
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Campfire Kahuna
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I knew you'd be all over this one. heheheh
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Campfire Ranger
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Cole, I couldn't resist!
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand."
James Elroy Flecker
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Bring the whole klan.What the heck.
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Campfire Ranger
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Hilarious! Love the shout out to Blago at the bottom.. Obviously not a real site..
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Campfire Oracle
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I'm not a lawyer, but I play one in the woman's prison!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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a monthly date and never have to bring her home.What a deal
DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR
I LOVE MY COUNTRY IT'S THE GOV'T I FEAR
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"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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a monthly date and never have to bring her home.What a deal Too good to be true though. Alas! 
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand."
James Elroy Flecker
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I'm not a lawyer, but I play one in the woman's prison! So that's how Bob does it!
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand."
James Elroy Flecker
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Campfire Ranger
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Ya know, a guy who used to cut my hair was dating a stripper. I met her a couple times and thought she was actually a pretty nice girl, just a "few family & self esteem issues". They broke up, and I thought about dating her. I realized she would be a nightmare, and I would deserve every bit of it. As far as this chick: "Convictions: two counts premedicated murder on my sister kids I used to wash." Once a month visits and if you're lucky you get to take all your parts with you when you leave. 
"...the designer of the .270 Ingwe cartridge!..."
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Hard to believe this is for real! WOW... Some real winners in there. If you read their "FAQs" they're hilarious. Folks like this make me feel read good about myself!
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to bad i'm already married
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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Do you really have to marry one? Wouldn't be a bad gig if ya could just run by for a monthly poke...
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