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How is sex in a canoe like light beer? #3712761 01/23/10 Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 18,033 North Central U.S. gophergunner OP Campfire Ranger OP gophergunner Campfire Ranger Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 18,033 North Central U.S. They're both f'n near water! Last edited by gophergunner; 01/23/10. molɔ̀ːn labé skýla

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? gophergunner #3712815 01/23/10 Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL T LEE Campfire Kahuna T LEE Campfire Kahuna Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL THAT AIN'T A JOKE SON, THAT IS THE TRUTH! George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you! Old cat turd! "Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison. I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? gophergunner #3712817 01/23/10 Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 7,297 Texas J jdm953 Campfire Tracker jdm953 Campfire Tracker J Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 7,297 Texas Lite beer aint beer and it cant be done in a canoe.Well not if its in the water.But then my memory aint so good. Ideas are far more powerful than guns, We dont let our people have guns. Why should we let them have ideas. "Joseph Stalin" He who has braved youths dizzy heat dreads not the frost of age.

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? jdm953 #3712822 01/23/10 Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL T LEE Campfire Kahuna T LEE Campfire Kahuna Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL Wouldn't bet money on the last part, if it is a war canoe that is. George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you! Old cat turd! "Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison. I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? T LEE #3712828 01/23/10 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,333 Likes: 32 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,333 Likes: 32 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... Something you've read, perhaps? If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? T LEE #3712834 01/23/10 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 19,722 A wash in the west. 1 17ACKLEYBEE Campfire Ranger 17ACKLEYBEE Campfire Ranger 1 Joined: Nov 2007 Posts: 19,722 A wash in the west. They both taste great! NRA Lifetime Member

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? ironbender #3712835 01/23/10 Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 18,033 North Central U.S. gophergunner OP Campfire Ranger OP gophergunner Campfire Ranger Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 18,033 North Central U.S. Yeah, I can't even look at a canoe without rolling the darned thing over. molɔ̀ːn labé skýla

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? ironbender #3712838 01/23/10 Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL T LEE Campfire Kahuna T LEE Campfire Kahuna Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL Originally Posted by ironbender Something you've read, perhaps? BISH! I was young once ya know. A long time ago granted, but I was. George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you! Old cat turd! "Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison. I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? T LEE #3712843 01/23/10 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,333 Likes: 32 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,333 Likes: 32 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... Was unaware of civil war-era canoes! If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? ironbender #3712851 01/23/10 Joined: Nov 2002 Posts: 8,625 UPSTATE NY T tbear99 Campfire Outfitter tbear99 Campfire Outfitter T Joined: Nov 2002 Posts: 8,625 UPSTATE NY DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR I LOVE MY COUNTRY IT'S THE GOV'T I FEAR

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? ironbender #3712905 01/23/10 Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL T LEE Campfire Kahuna T LEE Campfire Kahuna Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL Originally Posted by ironbender Was unaware of civil war-era canoes! Pocahontas had one too. George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you! Old cat turd! "Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison. I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? T LEE #3713004 01/23/10 Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,851 Likes: 2 Dakota Territory P P_Weed Campfire Outfitter P_Weed Campfire Outfitter P Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,851 Likes: 2 Dakota Territory MOOSEHEADS has a new Light Beer, called CRACKED CANOE. I don't think there is a 'joke' in here ... But you can use your imagination.

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? P_Weed #3713050 01/23/10 Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL T LEE Campfire Kahuna T LEE Campfire Kahuna Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL Nah, I am already in enough trouble. George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you! Old cat turd! "Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison. I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? T LEE #3713089 01/23/10 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming Originally Posted by T LEE THAT AIN'T A JOKE SON, THAT IS THE TRUTH! And that joke is older than T LEE... Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? T LEE #3713096 01/23/10 Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,708 Likes: 1 BC transplant to n alberta And... norm99 Campfire Outfitter norm99 Campfire Outfitter Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 7,708 Likes: 1 BC transplant to n alberta And... let me see my canoe 18 feet long 36 inches wide ,i can stand up in it and fly fish lets see if x=y well mabey There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle----Robert Alden . If it wern't entertaining, I wouldn't keep coming back.------the BigSky

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? eh76 #3713117 01/23/10 Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL T LEE Campfire Kahuna T LEE Campfire Kahuna Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 73,096 Punta Gorda, FL Originally Posted by elkhunter76 Originally Posted by T LEE THAT AIN'T A JOKE SON, THAT IS THE TRUTH! And that joke is older than T LEE... Are you sure of that Sir? We dang sure didn't have any "light" beers when I was a pup, well there was Miller, Schlitz and Pabst............... Last edited by T LEE; 01/23/10. George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you! Old cat turd! "Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison. I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? ironbender #3713126 01/23/10 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 24,851 USA T Tom264 Campfire Ranger Tom264 Campfire Ranger T Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 24,851 USA Originally Posted by ironbender Was unaware of civil war-era canoes! TFF! .

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? Tom264 #3713133 01/23/10 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 26 everywhere all the time LSCE Campfire Greenhorn LSCE Campfire Greenhorn Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 26 everywhere all the time I invented beer.

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? T LEE #3713134 01/23/10 Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 21,981 Likes: 3 H HawkI Campfire Ranger HawkI Campfire Ranger H Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 21,981 Likes: 3

Re: How is sex in a canoe like light beer? T LEE #3713135 01/23/10 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming Originally Posted by T LEE Originally Posted by elkhunter76 Originally Posted by T LEE THAT AIN'T A JOKE SON, THAT IS THE TRUTH! And that joke is older than T LEE... Are you sure of that Sir? We dang sure didn't have any "light" beers when I was a pup, well there was Miller, Schlitz and Pabst............... In regards to your signature line wouldn't a varmint hunter work better? Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.