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I'm really thinking that Lawyer hourly rates are going up around the Junction area for this special weekend.
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Yes,it is. I didn't get the text though.
If it's the text with the midget porn guy with the one inch wank banging a knot in a tree....I already got it and opened it.........in court. So, excuse my trepidations when I receive texts from the likes of you,Les and Keith.
Opening up stuff like that when you're talking to some detectives and a female prosecutor swiftly shifts the nature and tone of my serious negotiating abilities.
P.S. I've texted you before haven't I,Dan??
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No it wasn't that, and don't think you have Bob....I'll PM you and get things straight...
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remind me to show you guys the starfish picture i got. im sure it's not as good as the midget though.
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Did I screw up Pat? Was I supposed to send you the $$ and not directly to the outfitter?
Bill No, you did right. Don't listen to these knotheads, they love to take advantage of innocent, trusting Texans.
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Did I screw up Pat? Was I supposed to send you the $$ and not directly to the outfitter?
Bill .............. innocent, trusting Texans. Wait there are innocent people in Texas......for real? 
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Of course! Just read the LA or NY Times. Innocent, trusting, stupid and illiterate pretty much covers everybody in Texas.
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Of course! Just read the LA or NY Times. Innocent, trusting, stupid and illiterate pretty much covers everybody in Texas. So I guess we are in for a great hunt.
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Of course! Just read the LA or NY Times. Innocent, trusting, stupid and illiterate pretty much covers everybody in Texas. So I guess we are in for a great hunt. Yep, as soon as we teach the yankees how to load their guns and the difference between a hog and an angus  Bill
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Glad I had my readers on when I read that last word.
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Bill.....who you callin a yankee?
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The Yanks will be able to quickly pick out the hogs since there will most likely be a Texan right behind them
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Anyone north of the Red River elkhunter!
I'm kidding of course!
Bill
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The Yanks will be able to quickly pick out the hogs since there will most likely be a Texan right behind them Oh I get it now...kinda like those guys from Montana and their sheep! (you asked for it Bob )
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Anyone north of the Red River elkhunter!
I'm kidding of course!
Bill Whew I was worried for a minute! I live north of the Platte River.
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The Yanks will be able to quickly pick out the hogs since there will most likely be a Texan right behind them Oh I get it now...kinda like those guys from Montana and their sheep! The outfitter told me he waas bringing in a fresh batch of sheep ewes in case the out-of-staters got horny! Bill
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Got any with little pink ribbons? Les likes those! Ingwe's not coming so the sheep will be safe.
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You boys have a good time, I'll not be going unfortunately.
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"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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