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Why people come on here lookin' for "advice"?

Job advice,..tax advice,..relationship advice,..shoe advice,....

I'm gonna let evahbuddy in on a secret.

Ain't nobody here *got* no good advice on stuff like that.

I can lend a little information about primers and cast bullet alloy,...but if ya wanna quit your job, it's up to you to decide.

As for taxes,...all I know is, they'll lock ya ass up if ya don't pay 'em.

Concerning relationships,... women provide 3 things,...nookie, cookin, and an income supplement. If you're gettin' two outta three, ya done good.

My feet ain't like yours but I like Red Wing brogans.

So there ya go. If it ain't good enough, write a letter ta Dear Abby.

Candid.

Great advice.

Hey B.,

Can you give me some advice on who I should vote for in the next election?

Or are you plumb outta' givin' that kind of advice also?

I wonder about some of the lonely folks who come on here looking for......well I'm not sure what they're looking for.


But if you think it's bad here, go down to the huntin' and shootin' page:

"Is a 338 mag big enough for elk--whatyall think?



Casey

Bristoe are your Red Wings the polished leather or suede? I need to know which is better.

Just close your eyes and push a button.

It doan make no difference.

I forgot.

They're 9 years old and have been through about 7 pounds of saddlesoap.

Right now, I would qualify their finish as "greasy".

"Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns"

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my
husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a
mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a
halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I
couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady
making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we
have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke
down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six
months.
I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six
months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and
worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum
he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to
him anymore.
Can you please help?

Sincerely,
Mrs. Sheila Usk

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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding
the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches
solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,
causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.
I hope this helps.

Walter

B.......you're killin' me man! Thanx for the laugh!

I hate it when Bristoe comes here and puts us down like this, I take it personal, and I don't mind tellin you it does great damage to my self esteem. How should I handle this?

Wheelweights with 2% tin.

Remember to flux regularly.

you da man, B.

You changed my life. I am going to do everything differently now. Thanks so much.

Dear Abby,

Dear Abby:

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

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Dear Abby:

What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

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Dear Abby:

I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

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Dear Abby:

I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

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Dear Abby:

I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Should I believe him?

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Dear Abby:

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own religion?

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Dear Abby:

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?

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Dear Abby:

My 40-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. Is he crazy?

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Dear Abby:

Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, but he finally did it.

if only we'd known these things years ago....

I had a good one for that, but I can�t post when I'm in Hunter Thompson mode, unlike others.

That was some reasonable advice you just gave on the Dallas thread. Carry on!!

Go Skins!!!!!