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You have a talking sphincter??? shocked


We should take it on the road and do a follow up to the " Talking Vagina" show that was such a big hit years ago..

We could take it on the Gay circuit ( Tom264 could help out with that....) and make a FORTUNE !!!! laugh


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Originally Posted by ingwe
You have a talking sphincter??? shocked






Mine sounds like Pelosi.........


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I'm just guessing, but it prolly looks like her too..... sick

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Nope,

much prettier....


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You mean yours...no doubt! grin

Prolly makes more sense when it speaks....


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Be honest when you read it you said "what" wink

Toothless one speaks often after messican food grin

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Lips that never tell a lie.


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" The wrinkled brown grommet"....

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Hey he just recited obama's state of the union address laugh

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And less schitt came out....


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Originally Posted by badger
Nope,

much prettier....


You just made me spray beer on my keyboard.


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One more facelift & she'll have a goatee..........


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Thanks. Now I'll have to plunge a fork through my brain, in order to purge THAT mental image...



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You're welcome. I won't say anything about Barney Frank then........


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Originally Posted by badger
One more facelift & she'll have a goatee..........


Thanks, more beer on the keyboard. I don't really care about the keyboard but I hate to waste beer.


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How dare you guys say such things about Pubelic Servants......

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Originally Posted by ingwe
RWE: do I owe you any money for being a sphincter??

If so, can I do it on layaway terms like Olddouche offers???


Ingwe


Of course I allow lay-a-way.

The difference is I deliver the sphincterness with the down payment.

It's how I..... roll?

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So then...it becomes a "gift that keeps on giving" kinda thing...?


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