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You have a talking sphincter??? We should take it on the road and do a follow up to the " Talking Vagina" show that was such a big hit years ago.. We could take it on the Gay circuit ( Tom264 could help out with that....) and make a FORTUNE !!!! Ingwe
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You have a talking sphincter??? Mine sounds like Pelosi.........
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I'm just guessing, but it prolly looks like her too..... Ingwe
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To anger a conservative, lie to him. To annoy a liberal, tell him the truth.
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You mean yours...no doubt! Prolly makes more sense when it speaks.... Ingwe
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Be honest when you read it you said "what" Toothless one speaks often after messican food
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Lips that never tell a lie.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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" The wrinkled brown grommet"....
Ingwe
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Hey he just recited obama's state of the union address
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And less schitt came out....
Ingwe
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You just made me spray beer on my keyboard.
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One more facelift & she'll have a goatee..........
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Thanks. Now I'll have to plunge a fork through my brain, in order to purge THAT mental image...
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You're welcome. I won't say anything about Barney Frank then........
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One more facelift & she'll have a goatee.......... Thanks, more beer on the keyboard. I don't really care about the keyboard but I hate to waste beer.
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How dare you guys say such things about Pubelic Servants......
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RWE: do I owe you any money for being a sphincter??
If so, can I do it on layaway terms like Olddouche offers???
Ingwe Of course I allow lay-a-way. The difference is I deliver the sphincterness with the down payment. It's how I..... roll?
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So then...it becomes a "gift that keeps on giving" kinda thing...?
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