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Good Lord, ...the Fire's got it's own Sado-Maso cult now ?!
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Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain
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As long as it doesn't involve a rubber chicken, a nine iron, and some steel wool I should be able to handle it.
Deal with it.
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They didn't tell you the worst of it... you also have to be personally fitted for a thong by Ingwe.
If you're fixin' to put a hole in something, make it a hole to remember.
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They didn't tell you the worst of it... you also have to be personally fitted for a thong by Ingwe. hence, the electric nut-grind....
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Hopefully he has a better excuse for coming to Alaska.
Deal with it.
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As the discoverer of said chip, am I open to apply for consideration as a probationary member of the clan? Or do I need a sponsor? Hi AK, I am not in the turd like band, so you will have to ask K-Windage. Best, JM
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As the discoverer of said chip, am I open to apply for consideration as a probationary member of the clan? Or do I need a sponsor? Hi AK, I am not in the turd like band, so you will have to ask K-Windage. Best, JM I got to skip the induction ceremonies. I was made an honorary member by popular acclaim on the basis of past accomplishments.
If you're fixin' to put a hole in something, make it a hole to remember.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Across Taiwan they have drink machines dispensing "Pokari Sweat" as a bottled electrolyte and sugar drink... Cannot imagine drinking sweat, but it must have what you need...
Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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Is the electric nut-grind pre or post scrotal cleansing?
Deal with it.
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It's obvious they're sex chips. They can't show the actual act, so they show a little foreplay. After a rousing session of electric nut grind it gets real gay. (notice the costumes) They've seen the American TV commercials and interpreted Doritos as the food of choice with the other team. Official food of the turdlike people? I'll wait for the Grand Poohbah to render a proclimation. fish head
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Maybe they got confused with the "Frito Lay" part. Misinterpretation?
Maybe Frito is nut grind in Japanese?
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It's obvious they're sex chips. They can't show the actual act, so they show a little foreplay. After a rousing session of electric nut grind it gets real gay. (notice the costumes) They've seen the American TV commercials and interpreted Doritos as the food of choice with the other team. Official food of the turdlike people? I'll wait for the Grand Poohbah to render a proclimation. fish head The remark was sarcastic in nature and since it had dudes screwing with each others junk, it was a natural fit for ya'll. Await your proclomation, in the meantime the rest of us will be laughing.
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Treestands don't demand. Treestands don't complain. Treestands simply ask me to sit down and listen.
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It's obvious they're sex chips. They can't show the actual act, so they show a little foreplay. After a rousing session of electric nut grind it gets real gay. (notice the costumes) They've seen the American TV commercials and interpreted Doritos as the food of choice with the other team. Official food of the turdlike people? I'll wait for the Grand Poohbah to render a proclimation. fish head The remark was sarcastic in nature and since it had dudes screwing with each others junk, it was a natural fit for ya'll. Await your proclomation, in the meantime the rest of us will be laughing. I think you're turdlike, but just haven't come out of the closet yet.
If you're fixin' to put a hole in something, make it a hole to remember.
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They are TV snacks...Futon Nuts.
Get it? Foot on nuts. Did you ever read anything in Japanes translated to English that they haven't screwed up... I rest my case.
I saw a movie where only the military and the police had guns. It was called Schindler's List.
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Maybe the guy on top is using his foot to stuff something in smilin' guy on the bottom. ? ? ?
Is that what they do ? ? ?
Electric nut grind power foot stuff. ? ? ?
They both seem happy.
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They didn't tell you the worst of it... you also have to be personally fitted for a thong by Ingwe. Dats right....what size hat do you wear......?....... Ingwe
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Deal with it.
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