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Pat,Pat,Pat....I'll be fine. Eastern shore horse fly bites are worse as are Canada black flies. It's just one of those itches kind of like poison ivy where scalding water even feels good.

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Good, the way it was posted sounded really bad. I mean, "marble sized bumps" was making me think of that show "Alien".


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Originally Posted by MMK
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Ammonia will take care of most anything...


I thought you told me Beer takes care of everything Im having a few now, there not going to work????

Beer and ammonia... smile


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Originally Posted by BrotherBart
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Ammonia will take care of most anything...


I thought you told me Beer takes care of everything Im having a few now, there not going to work????

Beer and ammonia... smile


and tequila. beer, ammonia and tequila...not necessarily in that order... grin


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Dana, I'm glad I didn't know ya'll like tequila!


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Originally Posted by ltppowell
Dana, I'm glad I didn't know ya'll like tequila!
I knew... But I wasn't gonna say anything...
I also suspect that he's really from Texas too...


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I walked into the kitchen area the next morning and Teri was on her second piece of watermelon and telling me how good it was (hic). I told her what was in it and she put it down before she got buzzed too much!

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Your lovely wife ranks in the top 3 women I've ever shared a hunting camp with. She was a great addition. Teri, along with Debbie and our cook Theresa, made for a perfect blending.

Redheads are special!!


Thanks Bob she is a dandy. I could search my whole life and not get that lucky again!


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If ya don't have ammonia on hand give windex a try.


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Told you to bring condoms Bob.


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Bob...just scratch them and put some finger nail polish remover on them....they won't itch anymore....no bites here at all.


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I heard he brought magnums but they kept falling off. confused


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Originally Posted by Mac84
I heard he brought magnums but they kept falling off. confused
Small magnums...


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Originally Posted by Mac84
I heard he brought magnums but they kept falling off. confused


Don't confuse a tight sphincter pulling them off with falling off...


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Bob,

Ya should have maintained a BAC of .06 or so. I find when I'm camping they don't like my blood with all that alcohol or maybe I just don't notice.


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I'm crying


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Originally Posted by BrotherBart
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I heard he brought magnums but they kept falling off. confused
Small magnums...


short magnums.


glad y'all liked the watermelon smile


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Good Grief...take care of a little family business and call it a night from the 24 and wake up to being a homo with stunted manhood. And, while a couple of my cop bro's had some fun, it was no surprise as I reviewed back to find the original culprit.

A pox on all of ya's!!

And Officer Mac....maybe your wife could give you permission to go next year or this December and you can hammer me in person,buddy!



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Originally Posted by isaac
Good Grief...take care of a little family business and call it a night from the 24 and wake up to being a homo with stunted manhood. And, while a couple of my cop bro's had some fun, it was no surprise as I reviewed back to find the original culprit.

A pox on all of ya's!!

And Officer Mac....maybe your wife could give you permission to go next year or this December and you can hammer me in person,buddy!



Dude, you wake up to that reality every day.

And, I toldja how to get rid of the damned things. Hayfields, which is where I spent a DAMNED good chunk of my misspent youth, are rife with chiggers. You get good at knowing how to get rid of them.

I always went with the scratch-like-hell-and-douse-with-turpentine method. My younger brother, IIRC, did the hot wax... which may explain much about him, now that I think about it...

So, for you, yeah, the hot wax method is likely quite appropriate.




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You guys are funny.

Pulled a tick off today, felt he/she had enough blood.

Used lots of Deet, cause I'm from Texas and know the chiggers like my blood.

And y'all were afraid of snakes? Anyone even see a snake?





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