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This reminds me of a former co-worker saying that trimming your hedge back will make the fence post seem larger, FWIW.  I heard that about decks.
Something clever here.
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 TFF LMAO
"That's what happens when your leaders stop being an American and start being a politician." George S. Patton What would Yoda do...your ass kick it he would. ![[Linked Image]](http://i553.photobucket.com/albums/jj387/HorenSehenLeben/Icons/thcanyourun.jpg)
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Was kinda hoping Les would be on to see this one. Like to see his response, know it would be good.
"That's what happens when your leaders stop being an American and start being a politician." George S. Patton What would Yoda do...your ass kick it he would.
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I can only speak for myself on this issue - and agree 100% with what Bart says. I too have found that if you "Manscape" for her - you might just get a whole lot more of what you truly desire. It's a small price to pay - to get what you want. Heck, there were times in my life - I'd have pulled out a toe-nail for that - if I thought it would result in a permanent change of attitude! There's nothing wrong with having a nice neat yard to play in. Besides - I like playing in a neat well-kept lawn myself! The only time I want to play in an over-grown forest - is when I'm hunting.
Brian
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"Nothing in life - can compare to seeing smiles on your children's faces."
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Y'all are missing the point... This is about what the chick likes... Not what you old farts like... The ladies ain't attracted to a dude that has enough hair on his nuts to weave an Indian blanket...
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I would think an old navy man such as yourself Jorge, would see the benefits of keeping the deck clean.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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so, do you use a push mower or??
Something clever here.
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I would think an old navy man such as yourself Jorge, would see the benefits of keeping the deck clean. Bird never make nest on bare tree... This thread is making me queasy....Handle it...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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so, do you use a push mower or??
Negatory... This ain't about my junk... 
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Women like to test their men.
Asking you to shave your "business" is a test.
If you do it, you get an F.
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The proper response to your wife asking you to shave your crotch is:
"Quit talkin that crazy fuggin' stuff and fix me a BLT."
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I agree Dave, this can ONLY end badly!
"wanna hear God laugh? Tell Him you have complete control now!"
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Women like to test their men.
Asking you to shave your "business" is a test.
If you do it, you get an F. F's are always a good thing, but I think this is more about being awarded a BJ.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.
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Does she also get an "F" - if she does it for you?
Some of you guys need an attitude adjustment.
In life - you can hold fast to your beliefs - and suffer for it.
Or - you can learn to compromise with the ladies in your life -and live the kind of life other men envy.
I'll take the latter course of action any day.
Brian
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Whatever makes her happy keeps me happy. Of course due to a similar request I wouldn't turn it down on my end but it hasn't come to that. Just the standard begging every now and then and telling her it won't waste more than 5 minutes of her life if she'd just hold still.....grins...
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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Women like to test their men.
Asking you to shave your "business" is a test.
If you do it, you get an F. F's are always a good thing, but I think this is more about being awarded a BJ. If your wife has you jumping through hoops in order to get "rewards",.....you're on the wrong path.
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My wife thinks I look .. younger without a mustache.
But I ain't going That young.
Just one question?
Why does the Gillette cartoon need to be tiled out?
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Does she also get an "F" - if she does it for you?
Some of you guys need an attitude adjustment.
In life - you can hold fast to your beliefs - and suffer for it.
Or - you can learn to compromise with the ladies ,...and she'll consider you a puzzy for doing so.
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Do you also think the same about pre-sex showers, or brushing your teeth, before an early morning session? Does she think less of you - if you deal with those issues too? Or, would you rather live feeling oh so proud - and constantly wanting - what you ain't getting? All the while, being proud of looking like a hairy ape, with a body smelling like a buck in the rut, and having breath as hard as kerosene? I'll take results - over pride and principle any time - on this particular issue anyways.
Brian
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so, do you use a push mower or??
Negatory... This ain't about my junk... +1
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