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We got a guy in our office that knows everything and wants everyone to know it. He is certified in this, took a class in that, worked on the bumblebutt project in '87... you know the guy. His name is Mike. Loud Mike goes into the mens room and comes out looking like he saw a ghost. Says " I lost my wallet in the toilet when I was doing my busniess." Says she's plugged up. I can reach my hand in there and feel it but I can't get it out." We all bust into large long belly laughs, except him. Office manager calls a plumber while loud Mike goes over the story to all that will listen..again and again. On my way to the copier I found his wallet by the refrigarator. I say "hey Mike, good news and bad news, which do you want first?" Good news is I found your wallet, bad news is you get to figure out what you were grabbing while elbow deep in the crapper.  More belly laughs.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA that is some funny chit right there!
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that is funny!
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Golly, was his wallet made outta' chit ?
I mean even under water you'd feel,
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He's always braggin about the state certificatios he has for inspecting civil construction, which is not a big deal to us because we all have them.
When he said his wallet is in the [bleep], the supervisor says "OH MAN, there goes all your certifications" That made me lose it the most. Dude didn't even get it, just said "I know."
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I know the type. That really is hilarious.
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We've got one at work. His nickname is "I know who knows"
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We got a guy in our office that knows everything and wants everyone to know it. He is certified in this, took a class in that, worked on the bumblebutt project in '87... you know the guy. His name is Mike. Loud Mike goes into the mens room and comes out looking like he saw a ghost. Says " I lost my wallet in the toilet when I was doing my busniess." Says she's plugged up. I can reach my hand in there and feel it but I can't get it out." We all bust into large long belly laughs, except him. Office manager calls a plumber while loud Mike goes over the story to all that will listen..again and again. On my way to the copier I found his wallet by the refrigarator. I say "hey Mike, good news and bad news, which do you want first?" Good news is I found your wallet, bad news is you get to figure out what you were grabbing while elbow deep in the crapper. More belly laughs. For someone so "smart", he sounds like a knucklehead.  Thanks for the chuckle tzone, it's good to be alive.
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He's always braggin about the state certificatios he has for inspecting civil construction, which is not a big deal to us because we all have them.
When he said his wallet is in the [bleep], the supervisor says "OH MAN, there goes all your certifications" That made me lose it the most. Dude didn't even get it, just said "I know." Good stuff right there.
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Yup, everybody has some sort of 'loud mike' in their life. Wish we all would get a good laught at em like ya'll did!
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Glad I set my coffee down before reading that. ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/TLEEF/SMILIES/Laugh.gif)
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Bout time one of the brilliant ones get their due....LOL
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