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HOLY SCHITBAGS BATMAN. Girls gone wild has nuttin on us. Somewhere under there I am sure our resident sucks expert is probably wearing a thong, although I don't want to know. Stick if you keep this up you will be held in high regard with our own Muley. Personally I think you should have your plaid hat on. Steve

Thong in Alaska? Surely it's fur lined. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Spike just gave me a jingle and asked me to call back,when I was in the tub.

I can't know what THAT means?

Oh myyyyyyy I'm laughing!!.............

At least we can't see those things certain people are sniffing! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Lefty

You guys kill me- and to think this started off by a question about Shepherd scopes- Oh, BTW, they are too heavy and too prone to breaking.

Stick
Hmmm... I think Spike loves you more than he loves me. When I am in the tub and call him, he asks me to call back when I am out of the tub.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Maybe once he gets to REALLY know me...

Spike
Be very afraid... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
art

Oh man that's funny! I was waiting for one of those pictures to show up at the Campfire. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Had almost forgotten, too bad... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

I guess the real question now is: do "they" float in the tub? Sorry, I couldn't resist.

O.K. 280 Ackley, time to fess up. You may have gotten crosswise with Stick in the past and got your feelers hurt, and that's understandable, he can come on pretty strong with his opinions at times and I doubt if he knows or even cares who Dale Carnegie is.

But you gotta admit you gotta love a guy (at least a little bit) that can talk about "ass whuppin's" and post a pic of himself in a mini dress ALL in the same post, right? My theory is if you can't love that there may not be in any love in ya!

Can you imagine being a burgular and deciding you'll go score some 700's with Mickeys, Leupys and Pac tubes upon them in Paradise? Then you walk around the corner and bump into that?

Actually that's now my new theory on how Master B. got religion, he probably was that burgular saw Stick in his "lumberjack outfit" and went to both religion and his now Internet famous binge drinking! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> Another soul put on the path of righteousness due to the Paradise Gnome, yep you gotta love him, even you 280 Ackley.

Wow..................

Sorry Joel, don't know what got into me unless it was the several toddies I had after seeing that pic again. Gotta go pray now. BTW have you scored a boat yet?

TFF!!! I'm howling here!!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Here I go belly laffin' again. I [bleep] you not,I was in TEARS yacking at Spike.

I might coulda herniated somethin' again.(grin)

As an aside,Joel gives a nice "WOW"................

Looked thru one several years back across a gun store counter. That is the extent of my experience with them.

I do know that several were supplied to our troops recently at no charge. A sniper friend brought one home with him and spoke well of it.

No, I decided to hold off until the fall. I'm chartering and commercial fishing for most of the summer, so I'm not worried about having my own boat this summer.

I'm going to be looking for a smokin deal on a hewescraft this fall...........

Wasn't that taken seconds before Big Stick put on some of Master Bonzi's cloths?

That's cool, sounds like you will be pretty busy to be dragging your own keel anyway.

Personally I believe stuff happens for a reason, I think the boat that slipped through your mitts last time is destined to rest at the ocean bottom. Due to your connection to the man upstairs, I believe he didn't want you sitting in that boat when it turned submarine. Course a couple of well placed pokes with Stick's .338 Ultra could help speed up destiny, but that's a story for a different day.

Mind you, I'm long on theories, theoretically speaking that is. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

And just think with all the $$$ you saved not buying that boat, you could score a whole passel of Shepherd scopes now! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

"O.K. 280 Ackley, time to fess up. You may have gotten crosswise with Stick in the past and got your feelers hurt, and that's understandable, he can come on pretty strong with his opinions at times and I doubt if he knows or even cares who Dale Carnegie is.

But you gotta admit you gotta love a guy (at least a little bit) that can talk about "ass whuppin's" and post a pic of himself in a mini dress ALL in the same post, right? My theory is if you can't love that there may not be in any love in ya!

Can you imagine being a burgular and deciding you'll go score some 700's with Mickeys, Leupys and Pac tubes upon them in Paradise? Then you walk around the corner and bump into that?

Actually that's now my new theory on how Master B. got religion, he probably was that burgular saw Stick in his "lumberjack outfit" and went to both religion and his now Internet famous binge drinking! Another soul put on the path of righteousness due to the Paradise Gnome, yep you gotta love him, even you 280 Ackley."

The truth..... there are moments when I nearly fall of my chair laughing at his posts..... he is a character and certainly has a way with words.

Then there are times when he comes on a tad "Strong" and I mention it (more out of boredom than anything). If one guy on this board can take (and deserves) a little abuse it is Big Stick.... certainly not shy or sensitive. I don't take any of it personally, just not impressed when he hacks on a relative "newbie" for a simple honest answer he gave. The sheep post was out of line too. It was NOT the best mount out there, but certainly deserved better treatment than the poster received.

I'll certainly admit the place would not be the same without him, and I'll also admit.... those are some of the biggest dam quads I've seen on a human being, nice legs <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

I'd better quit posting now, or Stick will think I like him, and maybe, just maybe will quit wanting to whup my azz.... and that would be the end of the pictures <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

280_ACKLEY

280, that's the ticket! I knew you were as human as the rest of us, someone pizzes you off, they prolly gonna know about it.

But if someone tickles your funny bone, they should know about that too.

You're on the road to recovery 280, now if you just go build a bonfire in the backyard and toss everything on it that IS NOT labeled, Remington, Leupold, Pac Nor, Zeiss or Ingram, you can get in line behind the rest of us sniffers and take a gander at what that shirt is hiding <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Although personally, I'm thankful of the shirt, I've seen more of Stick than I ever desired. I think he and Muley may be trying to start an Internet nudist colony! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Just funning bud, you're post showed some class IMO

them quads are about the size of those on my 17-year-old youngest son ...
hardly an insult ... my boy squats and deadlifts 500-plus ...