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#5346460 - 06/18/11 you might be a muslim if.....  
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This is straight forward country thinking... Make sure you see the animated cartoon at the end.

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:


1. If You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. If You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. If You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. If You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. If You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. If You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. If You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. If You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. If You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. If Your cousin is president o f the United States .
You may be a Muslim

11. If You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
You may be a Muslim


"The Democrat Party looks like Titanic survivors. Partying and celebrating one moment, and huddled in lifeboats freezing the next". Hatari 2017

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo
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#5346613 - 06/19/11 Re: you might be a muslim if..... [Re: hatari]  
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Q: What do Tehran and Hiroshima have in common?

A: Nothing yet.

#5346806 - 06/19/11 Re: you might be a muslim if..... [Re: P_Weed]  
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I'd read the Foxworthy bit before .... P weed's is a new one for me.... pithy post P....


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#5347576 - 06/19/11 Re: you might be a muslim if..... [Re: 2ndwind]  
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Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.

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