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Re: 24 HCF Bar hunter1960 #5569835 08/29/11
Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 53,303 Southeastern AZ crossfireoops Campfire Kahuna
crossfireoops Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 53,303 Southeastern AZ	Originally Posted by hunter1960 Originally Posted by Archerhunter Hunter1960 buzzed in and Crossfireoops nonchalantly smashed him with a fly swatter. Larry Root was kicked out 4 times in 4 different disguises, in under an hour. That'ld be the day, he's to scrawny to do much. He'ld have to stand up in a chair. Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain

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Re: 24 HCF Bar Steve_NO #5569837 08/29/11
Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 14,076 40 Years too Late H heavywalker Campfire Outfitter
heavywalker Campfire Outfitter H Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 14,076 40 Years too Late	Sitka deer took splats car keys and wouldn't give them back until he stopped asking.

Re: 24 HCF Bar heavywalker #5569845 08/29/11
Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,306 Likes: 2 Southwestern Montucky ingwe Campfire Oracle
ingwe Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,306 Likes: 2 Southwestern Montucky	ouch.... "...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe

Re: 24 HCF Bar ingwe #5569860 08/29/11
Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 14,076 40 Years too Late H heavywalker Campfire Outfitter
heavywalker Campfire Outfitter H Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 14,076 40 Years too Late	after several hours it was determined that he should sue or STFU

Re: 24 HCF Bar heavywalker #5569865 08/29/11
Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,306 Likes: 2 Southwestern Montucky ingwe Campfire Oracle
ingwe Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,306 Likes: 2 Southwestern Montucky	And when Steelhead showed up, the collective gallery all put a twist in their leopard thongs every eight inches, to show they weren't afraid of twist..... Last edited by ingwe; 08/29/11. Reason: can't spell with a schittload of Lynchburg Lemonade in me... "...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe

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Re: 24 HCF Bar deflave #5569874 08/29/11
Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,447 QC/Ont Canada M Miss_Lynn Campfire Outfitter
Miss_Lynn Campfire Outfitter M Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,447 QC/Ont Canada	Originally Posted by deflave The only person deflave keeps speaking with is Miss Lynn. Travis Who turns out to be a redneck hillbilly female with well honed knife skills

Re: 24 HCF Bar Miss_Lynn #5569879 08/29/11
Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,306 Likes: 2 Southwestern Montucky ingwe Campfire Oracle
ingwe Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,306 Likes: 2 Southwestern Montucky	Woman with an edged weapon.....sexy...... Back on topic: Blackheart shows up, has a couple drinks and becomes easy to get along with.. Sober...not so much..... "...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe

Re: 24 HCF Bar Miss_Lynn #5569885 08/29/11
Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 14,076 40 Years too Late H heavywalker Campfire Outfitter
heavywalker Campfire Outfitter H Joined: Jul 2009 Posts: 14,076 40 Years too Late	Bricktop showed up with more beer

Re: 24 HCF Bar heavywalker #5569889 08/29/11
Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,306 Likes: 2 Southwestern Montucky ingwe Campfire Oracle
ingwe Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,306 Likes: 2 Southwestern Montucky	And yet even more goodies.... "...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe

Re: 24 HCF Bar Miss_Lynn #5569894 08/29/11
Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 53,303 Southeastern AZ crossfireoops Campfire Kahuna
crossfireoops Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 53,303 Southeastern AZ	The Heeler takes a shine to the lady with the wicked Blade,.....and interposes between her and anybody approaching her. ........The stumpy tail is wagging,....but very slowly, and cautiously...... Out in the Parking Lot,.....two serious characters are opening up the azz end of the LONG Horse trailer,..... GTC Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain

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Re: 24 HCF Bar ingwe #5569897 08/29/11
Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,306 Likes: 2 Southwestern Montucky ingwe Campfire Oracle
ingwe Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,306 Likes: 2 Southwestern Montucky	And John Moses entered the " Who Had the Ugliest Prom Date" contest with this photo.... And the Duck won!!!! "...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe

Re: 24 HCF Bar ingwe #5569925 08/29/11
Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 53,303 Southeastern AZ crossfireoops Campfire Kahuna
crossfireoops Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 53,303 Southeastern AZ	Over the raucous and generally mayhem laden cacophony in the 24 HCF Bar, a rhythmic, deep bass drum like thumping takes hold,....and as the Bar quiets a "HOLY [bleep], WTH is THAT ?!" aspect starts to appear. Flask finished,.....the two disheveled and recently re-united pards make there way through the crowd, and order up some cold beers. Thirst slaked ask,......"Any Coonasses in Here ?,....we could use a hand...." Last edited by crossfireoops; 08/29/11. Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain

Re: 24 HCF Bar crossfireoops #5569936 08/29/11
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,421 Oregon MarlinMark Campfire Regular
MarlinMark Campfire Regular Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,421 Oregon	Who shows Maser how the Butt out tool works? "It's not the arrow, it's the Indian."

Re: 24 HCF Bar MarlinMark #5569942 08/29/11
Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 53,303 Southeastern AZ crossfireoops Campfire Kahuna
crossfireoops Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 53,303 Southeastern AZ	Sounds like YOUR department, Pal. GTC Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain

Re: 24 HCF Bar crossfireoops #5569944 08/29/11
Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 10,896 Nebraska FlyboyFlem Campfire Outfitter
FlyboyFlem Campfire Outfitter Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 10,896 Nebraska	Ghostinthemachine finally dematerialized.. You better be afraid of a ghost!! "Woody you were baptized in prop wash"..crossfireoops Woody

Re: 24 HCF Bar crossfireoops #5569954 08/29/11
Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 53,303 Southeastern AZ crossfireoops Campfire Kahuna
crossfireoops Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 53,303 Southeastern AZ	Originally Posted by crossfireoops Over the raucous and generally mayhem laden cacophony in the 24 HCF Bar, a rhythmic, deep bass drum like thumping takes hold,....and as the Bar quiets a "HOLY [bleep], WTH is THAT ?!" aspect starts to appear. Flask finished,.....the two disheveled and recently re-united pards make there way through the crowd, and order up some cold beers. Thirst slaked ask,......"Any Coonasses in Here ?,....we could use a hand...." The Bass drum thumping has given way to TYMPANY drum like booming, and someone yells, "What's up with that long horse trailer ?!,....it's bouncing clean off the ground, and looks like it's gonna' flip clean over"..... A small crowd of rugged looking folks have gathered around the disheveled,....and Draining his mug, X-Fire comments, "I'm going to set up the winch truck, and rig a 3 ton snatch block,.....ya'll get lotsa' rope, and some log Chain." GTC Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain

Re: 24 HCF Bar crossfireoops #5569963 08/29/11
Joined: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,517 n.w. new mexico splattermatic Campfire Outfitter
splattermatic Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jul 2008 Posts: 8,517 n.w. new mexico	not sayin nuttin til it's over ! tick,tock,tick,tock !!!!

Re: 24 HCF Bar crossfireoops #5570001 08/29/11
Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 53,303 Southeastern AZ crossfireoops Campfire Kahuna
crossfireoops Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 53,303 Southeastern AZ	"Look, I had some transmission problems on the way over,....and that young pig carcass is pretty much thawed,.....maybe even going rank,.....would you mind throwing it through the fore-hatch of that rig?" .....BE CAREFUL, and DON'T reach your arm in there,......! A likely volunteer goes out to do just that,....and 30 seconds later the awful loud booming subsides,......... Coming back in, he regales the assemblage,....."You should SEE the rubber that trailers laid,....swing sideways,.....it looks like the hitch is all twisted up, too." Deep in conversation, one of the pards nods, waves and orders up a round for the house,....A couple of fights resume, and some romance, as well. "No chit,....he gained HOW much after that last debacle ?" "....c'mon man,....no WAY he ate that stupid Motor Scooter and never phased him,.....!" "Really....?" "So you just blithely loaded him up, with no thought about how he'd get back outta' that thing ?" "Well given that he seems to have no reverse gear,....we'd best go get him hitched up and drag his big Gator Azz outta' there,....We'll block all your wheels,....and use that snatch block." "............Uhhhhh, you DO have a plan for muzzling that big bastard, don't you ?" "........I see,.....' Very well trained' ,.....look, do you even REMEMBER what happened the last time that thing was loose at one of these shindigs ?!" GTC Member, Clan of the Border Rats -- “Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”- Mark Twain

Re: 24 HCF Bar MarlinMark #5570020 08/29/11
Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,447 QC/Ont Canada M Miss_Lynn Campfire Outfitter
Miss_Lynn Campfire Outfitter M Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 12,447 QC/Ont Canada	Originally Posted by MarlinMark Who shows Maser how the Butt out tool works? "Good God Man !" "The fall out from that is gonna equal the Chernobyl Disaster !!!!" "There may be NO survivors !!!!"

Re: 24 HCF Bar hatari #5570023 08/29/11
Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,175 Likes: 7 Registerd 2003 Tx BrotherBart Campfire Ranger
BrotherBart Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,175 Likes: 7 Registerd 2003 Tx	Originally Posted by hatari Originally Posted by BrotherBart Wow.... And thanks for including me... I think... What's on the grill? Would you actually serve any of these crazies? Brisket tacos... ---------------------------------------- I'm a big fan of the courtesy flush.

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