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+2 on boxer breifs, the stretch and hug but the don't strangle, and yes buy a size bigger
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Glide use in all those sensitive areas to avoid chaffing during a 80 degree bow day its saves a lot of pain...
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Spandex undies, Vaseline...works like a champ.
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Goat balls!! Raff out roud!!  I didn't know what my condition was called until just now.
Last edited by northern_dave; 09/21/11.
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Just lube up with some of the triple antibiotic with the topical anesthetic from wal-mart before you start and you won't have any problems. Unless you are one of the 33% who are allergic to neomycin-in which case you will curse this advice while you scratch your ass off.
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I've got this picture of ingwe and I don't know where to put it. I decided to put it here in the baboon ass thread, doctors say excercise prevents ailments and such. Well this photo of ingwe causes an involuntary ass pucker reflex in MOST men. So, here's some free preventitive exercise for keeping the baboon away. ![[Linked Image]]( http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2011/9/20/7e7ef871-d142-47af-9890-26a9d965cc57_thumb.jpeg)
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I think that the collective expertise of the campfire has solved the baboon ass puzzle. Now if I could just figger out the perfect underwear to prevent sack/taint chafing. Tighty whities smash the stuff too tight.... but boxers just let everything go crazy. Hell if I had to run in hot weather with boxer shorts on I think I might end up with a nut tangled up in my armpit hair.. So what's the happy medium? Something between nut huggers and "balls gone wild" oh chit.... here we go again... 
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I've got this picture of ingwe and I don't know where to put it. I decided to put it here in the baboon ass thread, doctors say excercise prevents ailments and such. Well this photo of ingwe causes an involuntary ass pucker reflex in MOST men. So, here's some free preventitive exercise for keeping the baboon away. DAMN! Schitt like that picture is totally uncalled for. Now where did I put the eye bleach.
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�If we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.� Ronald Reagan.
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If any member has not read this thread in its entirety......it is a requirement...just do not be drinking anything when you do!
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I'm laughing at "goat balls" now. ROR!! That's why I can't sleep neckid. I flop around too much in my sleep. I'd end up with a nut twisted up in the clock radio power cord. Someone should invent a reel or a basket for this.
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I'm laughing at "goat balls" now. ROR!! That's why I can't sleep neckid. I flop around too much in my sleep. I'd end up with a nut twisted up in the clock radio power cord. Someone should invent a reel or a basket for this.  ....Poor Dave.! ![[Linked Image]](http://www.pwnage.ro/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/108.jpg)
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Poor goat brother, he's got it really ba'aa'aa'aa'ad.
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Boxers are for Men who have small packages, Tidy's 4 me.
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I'm laughing at "goat balls" now. ROR!! That's why I can't sleep neckid. I flop around too much in my sleep. I'd end up with a nut twisted up in the clock radio power cord. Someone should invent a reel or a basket for this. ....Poor Dave.! You owe me a keyboard jackass. LMAO. Har.......
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damnit, i read through the thread again, chuckled, and got to the goat balls, and then the picture, now I have beer in the keyboard, and all over the screen. Damn Laptops...
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+2 on boxer breifs, the stretch and hug but the don't strangle, and yes buy a size bigger Good advice. Also consider using some quality talcum powder to derail the garbage ball syndrome. Using too much will cause dough balls which are very uncomfortable. You have been warned.
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Cornstarch werks even better!!! Dave,don't EVER wear a kilt or you'll be draggin' in the minnisoti snow Then you'd get blue froze goatballs!!
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blue ballz is bad enuf.......I can not imagine them goat ball size.........
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Scent free baby wipes need to be in every hunters pack!! They are a miracle. Use every time you go to keep that fresh feeling. They work nicely to clean your hands and your face with also, of course not at the same time as the other area, or with the same cloth, plus they are biodegradeable. Keep a couple sandwhich ziplock bags of them in your pack and you are set.
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I wrangled on the Alamo movie back in 2002. They did the final filming in Bastrop in June with the weather peaking at 101 and 99% humidity. I had to wear a mexican army uniform for a couple weeks and in that weather it will cause a fungus to grow in unnatural places on your body. I am a great fan of wool but not in that weather. I went commando for a week or so to see if that helped, all to no avail. Two showers a day and gold bond powder were not working. When the job ended and i got back to the good old dry heat of Az i healed right up.
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