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When in Rome:
What does Michael Jackson and a Silver Medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind.
How do you stop five black men raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball.
Why is a dog turd better than a black dude? Because eventually a dog turd turns white and stops stinkin'
What do you call two lesbians on their period? Finger painters
"Meat", "Wife", "Blow job". Which of these words doesn't belong? Blow job because you can beat your meat, you can beat your wife, but you can't beat a blow job.
A family of skunks and a family of ducks were crossing the street, when a huge truck came full speed and killed each animal, except one skunk and one duck. The duck started crying, and the skunk asked him 'What's the matter?'. The duck said 'Well, all my family got killed, I don't know who I am anymore'. The skunk replied 'Well it's easy.. you're yellow, you got a beak, and you got palms on your feet. You're a duck!'. Then the skunk started crying too. The duck asked 'What's the matter?'. The skunk said 'Well, my whole family's dead too.. so I don't know who I am either'. The duck said 'Well.. you're not white, you're not black, and you [bleep] stink... you're a Arab!'
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You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute
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How do you scare a democrat? Say your a gainfully employed church going family man.
How do you know when a democrat is lying? When his mouth is moving.
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what do a mexican and a cueball have in common?
if you hit them right they pick up more english.
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I heard grambling college professors have found out what causes sickle cell anemia in african americans. "Lickin' food stamps" Gunner
Trump Won!
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A white guy, a Black guy and a [bleep] are interviewing for a job in AZ. The interviewer said the first person that can fly to our other office in NY will get the job. Who do you think got the job?
The [bleep] did. Why? Cuz he already had his chit packed!
Not the best and I am sure a little off but atleast the punch line was right.lol
Kique
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"..faith is being sure of what you hope for and certain of what you do not see.." Hebrews 11:1
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Why did the arab trade his wife for an outhouse?
Because the hole was smaller and it smelled better.
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Lmfao bout swalloed my dip. Onlyone i can think of is real bad so ill have to think about it b4 i post it lol.
Rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
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Q. Why do low riders have them little steering wheels?
A. So the homies can still drive wearing handcuff's.
Q. What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a three piece suit?
A. Will the defendant please rise.
Q. Three Mexicans riding in the back seat of a car, who is driving?
A. The arresting officer.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Q: Why do Eyetalian boys grow mustaches???
A: So they can look just like Mom
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish!
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Bump so more peoplecan be offended.lol
Enrique O. Ramirez CLAN OF THE BORDER RATS - Member
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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get 'em down> Tell Messican kids they're pi�atas.
(Even I groan at those!)
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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Why did medics have to coin the phrase premenstrual syndrome?
Mad-cow disease already applied to something else.
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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Why do Saudis smell bad?
So that the blind can also hate 'em.
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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What did the blind guy say as he passed the fresh fish market? Good morning, Ladies.
How do you babysit a little black kid? Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.
Do you know why Mexicans and Blacks never intermarry? They don't want kids laying around the house that are too lazy to steal.
How do you starve a black guy? Hide his foods tamps under his work boots.
How many Mexicans does it take to grease a car? Just one if you hit him square.
Why do Saudi's never teach sex ed and driver's ed on the same day? Too taxing for the camels.
BAN THE RAINBOW FLAG! PERVERTS OFFEND ME!
"When is penguin season, daddy? I wanna go kill a penguin!" ---- 4 yr old Archerhuntress
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It's politically incorrect, rude, and an inconscionable racial slur to refer to Messicans as "greasers."
They're Lubricanos.
"Good enough" isn't.
Always take your responsibilities seriously but never yourself.
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It's politically incorrect, rude, and an inconscionable racial slur to refer to Messicans as "greasers."
They're Lubricanos. TFF
You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute
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How many Muslims does it take to roof a house?
Depends on the size of the house. Three or four should do it, if you hammer 'em out flat enough.
"Good enough" isn't.
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I apologize in advance for this one: Two condoms are walking past a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Wanna go get [bleep]
You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute
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Why weren't there any blacks on the Flintstones? They were still monkeys back then.-
John sits down at a bar, looking very dejected. His friend Steve asks what's wrong. "It's my mother-in-law, I have a real problem with her." "Don't worry" Steve says. "Everyone has a problem with their mother-in-law." "Yeah", John says, "But I got mine pregnant-
How do you piss off Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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How much fluid will fit into Monica Lewinski's mouth? One U.S. Leader
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