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Hell, I can't afford to have an ex; so I'm stuck with the first and only...or is she stuck with me??? Besides, it took til I was 39 to find this one...Not sure I'd have time to find #2.
"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
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I can't come up with words to describe mine, but thank God she's out of my life.
My kids don't even talk to her I stole the kids by their request. The abuse was so bad that the state of PA investigated me and decided not to seek prosecution. In other words I got away with kidnapping across multiple state lines. The ex found my daughter and writes or e-mails her a couple times a year. That is how I found the information about where she is. My son who is now 40 will get up and leave the room if his mothers name is mentioned. They both remember their mothers cheating on me, her drunken binges, her endless one night stands and the beatings their received from their mothers hand. Note to you young guys: never marry a woman with a chip on her shoulder and who loves to fight.
The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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Bi-polar ...... ![[Linked Image]](http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/10/128996633466589800.jpg) I dated her and her sisters, anyway, here's the ex... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.shunya.net/Pictures/Tanzania/Ngorongoro/Warthog2.jpg)
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Shame about the rest of y'alls ex-wives being so ugly. Here's a pic of my ex (whom I've seen naked, by the way). ![[Linked Image]](http://www.espritlibre.ws/celebrities/photos/842353/morganfairchild.jpg) Man, the bills for hairspray and makeup must have been thru the roof ! She's gotta be wearin' 5 pounds of the stuff for that pic alone!!! 
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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I can't even imagine having an ex wife.
She came with a lifetime guarantee Yep, a one time deal for life, I guess that makes me a lifer!  I don't have an ex-wife and I don't plan on havin' one. A happy wife is a happy life. Words to live by.
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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Finding the right one from the start is a big help. At nineteen I wan not smart enough to do that. I paid the price.
The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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Finding the right one from the start is a big help. At nineteen I wan not smart enough to do that. I paid the price. Sounds like words straight from my life story! Ed
"Not in an open forum, where truth has less value than opinions, where all opinions are equally welcome regardless of their origins, rationale, inanity, or truth, where opinions are neither of equal value nor decisive." Ken Howell
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I spent nine years of absolute Hell trying to make it work when all that time her goal was to punish me for being a man. When it was time to leave we were in Missouri and I bought a hundred dollar car from a neighbor. Packed a few of my things and started driving west. I stopped just shy of the Oregon coast. Best move I ever made. She could rant and scream, bring home whatever drunk she could coax into her bed and do whatever she wanted and it did not bother me at all. Freedom is sometimes much underrated.
The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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Scott - good for you man.
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I can't even imagine having an ex wife.
She came with a lifetime guarantee Yep, a one time deal for life, I guess that makes me a lifer! Some of us needed a practice wife.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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I don't have an ex-wife and I don't plan on havin' one. A happy wife is a happy life. Words to live by. I made the mistake of telling my fiance that we would never be divorced-rather we would go on a cruise and one of us would discover our ankle tied to a deck umbrella during a strong wind. The good thing is that cruises are never on the vacation list-bad thing is that every time we walk on a high mountain trail I have to walk on the outside.
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Ditto for me.... I'm reminded of an interview Ruth Graham did... when asked if she ever thought about divorcing Billy... she paused a moment and then replied... "Divorce...No.... Murder yes!".
Please don't feed the trolls!
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My ex divorced me, then re-married a few years later. When she had a son, ( we had no children ) she named him after me! People who knew both of us sometimes thought her son was my son. She divorced her second husband several years later and has never re-married.
Everything you now do is something you have chosen to do. Some people don't want to believe that. But if you're over age twenty-one, your life is what you're making of it. To change your life, you need to change your priorities.
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Shame about the rest of y'alls ex-wives being so ugly. Here's a pic of my ex (whom I've seen naked, by the way). And in case you're wondering, I dumped her - for a younger and prettier woman, of course...  Her birth name is Patsy, I can't remember her last name. I actually saw her in "Spago's in Hollywood one night. She is a tiny little women. Doc
Last edited by Doctor_Encore; 12/13/11.
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I learned some information about my ex over Thanksgiving weekend. I learned she is still alive and never remarried. The way she jumped from bed to bed when I left it is no wonder........ At least she waited till you left to jump from bed to bed,mine was not nearly so patient....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Some redemption when they call, tearful, to tell you what a great guy you really were. The reply is; get to the point, I gotta go meet Wally at the Pumphouse for a beer!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Some redemption when they call, tearful, to tell you what a great guy you really were.
The reply is; get to the point, I gotta go meet Wally a really hot chick half my age at the Pumphouse for a beer! Fixed it for you. John
Last edited by jpb; 12/13/11. Reason: typooooo ;)
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That's a good one, John, but my point to the ex was that I'd rather have a nice AK amber than talk to her.
It's a true story.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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I see... but perhaps you could have topped even that and said that you would rather have a Bud Lite than talk to her... <gag> John
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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