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There's a whole slew of them from Jeremiah Johnson. The movie came out during my active muzzle loading days in the '70s when my boys were young, and an uncle of mine played a key role in the movie. Point being, we memorized damned near the whole script. A couple of my favorites are "A full-time night woman?", and "---traded her for a Hawken gun".
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Stupidity has its way, while its cousin, evil, runs rampant.
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Dock that chink a days pay for napping on the job! Blazing Saddles
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From "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance", John Wayne, speaking to Jimmy Stewart about Lee Marvin says, "he's the toughest man south of the Picket Wire............next to me!"
"There are no dangerous weapons. There are only dangerous men." - Robert Heinlein
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From Sudden Impact.....
Bradford Dillman (Captain Briggs): Don't you lecture me, you son of a bitch! Do you know who I am? Do you know my record? Clint Eastwood (Harry): Yeah... you're a legend in your own mind.
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There you have it boys, genuine frontier gibberish. From Blazing Saddles.
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From Con Air as Nicholas Cage watches a plane towing a car behind it in the air:
"On any other day that might seem strange."
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"Live fast, die young and make a good lookin' corpse". John Derek in "Knock On Any Door". About 1953. He pretty much fulfilled that being married to Ursula Andress and Bo Derek! Bill.
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'I've got me a Josey Wales!!'.......makes me grin... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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From Highlander....
'can you walk laddie?'
' I'll bloody walk out of here!'
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"A man's got to know his limitations" Harry Callahan in Magnum Force Natty Bumpo from Last of the Mohicans talking about women: "That is because they are a breed apart and make no sense."
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Clint Eastwood from High Pains Drifter "There's nothin like a nice piece of hickory"
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the scene where God in the clouds is giving King Arthur and his knights the quest of seeking the Holy Grail:
King Arthur to God: Oh, good idea Lord!
God: OF COURSE its a good idea!
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Cap'n Augustus McCrae- "THAT is ENOUGH!!" Blue Duck's hinchman have him pinned down throwin pot shots at him and they hit his saddle. Gus then commences "walkin" em in, with his Henry mdl 60, and gut shoots the one dancin like a chicken..
"I am Bearclaw Chris Lapp, blood kin to the Griz that bit Jim Bridgers ASS, and YOU, sir, are molestin mah hunt!!!!" From Jeremiah Johnson "Head due west as the sun sets and turn left at the Rocky Mountains.."
"He Says you fish Poorly..." also from Jeremiah Johnson
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Robert Duvall in "Apocalypse Now"
"Charlie don't surf."
Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets" when a fan asked him: "How do you write women so well?"
Nicholson's reply:
"I think of a man and take away reason and accountability."
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Deadwood. From end to end.
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From Quigly Down Under. "Never said I didn't know how to use one, said I didn't have much use for them." Referring to Colt handguns after beating Elliott Marston, Owner Marston Waters Ranch in the final gunfight. "I ain't gonna hit you, the hell I ain't!" John Wayne in Mc Clintock at the slurry pit fight.
From the 1964 movie "Zulu" "Why's it us eh? Why us?" "Because we're 'ere lad! Nobody else. Just us."
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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From the movie, Wild One with Marlon Brando playing Johnny:
Hey Johnny, Whatcha rebellin' against?
Johhny: Whadda ya got?
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"OOHHHH Macklin, where da whiskey"!!
"He's feelin bloody today, aint he...." Lonesome Dove
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"It'll do the boy some some good to get a bit of senseless violence in his life" Yellowbeard.
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish!
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I ain't easy and I ain't your kid and you can take sorry and shove it up your ass! (Tombstone)
Are you gonna skin that smokewagon or just stand there and bleed?(Tombstone)
"What country can preserve it's liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance. Let them take arms." (Thomas Jefferson to James Madison, Dec. 20, 1787)
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