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found on a canuck site.
Jokes at Italian expense!
How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships?
- On the rocks
What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships?
- Leeks
What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship?
- Follow the captain
When the captain of the ill-fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied
- "off course."
So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock.
- That's more than can be said for his ship.
I like my women how I like my ItalIAN Cruises.
- Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.
The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.
What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?
Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.
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Italian Cruise ship captain Francesco Schettino began his new job as a bus driver yesterday.... ![[Linked Image]](http://danshamptons.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/5dl9Z.jpg)
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 Better than his attempt at being a pilot a few days ago. ![[Linked Image]](http://statesthattouch.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/0_61_320_011509_otr_plane_water.jpg)
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If it wern't entertaining, I wouldn't keep coming back.------the BigSky
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I heard he got a job as a barge pilot in Kentucky... ![[Linked Image]](http://forums.accuweather.com/uploads/post-23191-1327693178.jpg) Fortunately, it wasn't a problem for the local boys... ![[Linked Image]](http://forums.accuweather.com/uploads/post-23191-1327847078.jpg)
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As is fairly well-known now, the captain on the Italian cruise ship "accidentally" fell into a lifeboat.
This is a good time to recall Sir Winston Churchill's thoughts on Italian cruise ships:
After his retirement, Sir Winston Churchill was cruising the Mediterranean on an Italian cruise liner and some Italian journalists asked why an ex British Prime Minister should choose an Italian ship.
There are three things I like about being on an Italian cruise ship.
First their cuisine is unsurpassed.
Second their service is superb.
And then, in time of emergency, there is none of this nonsense about women and children first!�
John
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It should be noted with the US Air flight, that the captain of that craft was the last to leave the ship. He was walking the aisles in chest deep water looking for anyone left behind. That's a man!
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Oh no, humor at the expense of the Italians? The horror of it all. 
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Well, for now, they are leaving the French alone....
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