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Hooah!

From MCRD San Diego 1972:

Whoa, OH, oh ohhhho . . . OH, oh, oh, ohhhhho
As we walk on this earth;
We don't think about the hurt.
From the war in Viet Nam,
To the one who kills the Cong.
What the Cong don't know,
They're war has just begun!
Whoa, OH, oh ohhhho . . . OH, oh, oh, ohhhhho


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I don't know but I've been told,
Eskimo p____y's mighty cold!

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Get in, get out quit [bleep] about
You're Home, you're home

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If the Marine Corps wanted you to have a wife, they'd issue you one!

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You eye [bleep] me private?
You queer for my gear private?
Azzholes to belly buttons!

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Old king Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he;
He called for his wife and he called for his pipe and he called for his Privates three.
Beer, beer, beer said the Privates, brave men are we;
But there's none so fare that they can compare to Marine Corps infantry!

Old king Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he;
He called for his wife and he called for his pipe and he called for his Corporals three.
We want a 3-day pass said the Corporals, brave men are we;
But there's none so fare that they can compare to Marine Corps infantry!

Old king Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he;
He called for his wife and he called for his pipe and he called for his Sergeants three.
Dress from the left to the right said the Sergeants, brave men are we;
But there's none so fare that they can compare to Marine Corps infantry!

Old king Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he;
He called for his wife and he called for his pipe and he called for his Gunnies three.
Who's gonna to shine my brass said the Gunnies, brave men are we;
But there's none so fare that they can compare to Marine Corps infantry!

Old king Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he;
He called for his wife and he called for his pipe and he called for his Captains three.
Who's gonna shine my boots said the Captains, brave men are we;
But there's none so fare that they can compare to Marine Corps infantry!

Old king Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he;
He called for his wife and he called for his pipe and he called for his Majors three.
Who's gonna drive my jeep said the Majors, brave men are we;
But there's none so fare that they can compare to Marine Corps infantry!

Old king Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he;
He called for his wife and he called for his pipe and he called for his Colonels three.
Who's gonna mary my daughter said the Colonels, brave men are we;
But there's none so fare that they can compare to Marine Corps infantry!

Old king Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he;
He called for his wife and he called for his pipe and he called for his Generals three.
Who's gonna fight my wars said the Generals, brave men are we;
But there's none so fare that they can compare to Marine Corps infantry!

In Basic one of our DI's would wake us up with the proclamation, "Drop your ccks and grab your socks".


The maximum point blank range of an excuse is zero meters.

With utmost respect to ya'll Ranger's out there, this was always a favorite ditty.
(think Frank Sinatra here)

Rangers in the night
Exchanging azimuths
Wondering in the night
What were the chances
We�d be resupplied
Before the night was throooo.

Or one I used to get my platoon to sing as we ran by the Ranger Bat when I was at Fort Lewis.

I Don't go out with girls anymore,
I live the life of Danger!
Sit in the woods and beat my meat,
Hey, I'm a Ranger!

Wife just reminded me of the Soldier holding both arms up with 8 fingers extended upward. Stands for ate up.

4th I.D.'s patch meaning is 4 Lt's going north. Here is the patch.




Or ya hear some one fart, ya holler out, "Keep speakin Sir, we'll find ya!"

Had a Drill Sergeant in basic that called one particularly dopey guy BFR - Big [bleep] Retard. Guy had to wear his second set of boots around his neck and keep them polished too, because he couldn't seem to keep the pair on his feet polished.

I was a loadmaster on 130's, some I remember...

Repairs were always "Good enough for Government work", but I actually seen a MX guy at Cam Rahn get busted for saying it to a pilot that was a real asshat..

My Engineer (Louie Payne, super great guy)... when we were at a forward base and the bad shytt started would always say his pre-flight under-fire Checklist... "Get this damn thing unloaded, and I'll kick the tires, and light the fires and we'll get the hell out of here !!"

When flying in Viet Nam, and under the excitement of taking fire (I'd think you might have to be a flier to get this one).....
"Lets do a 360 and get the hell out of here !!"

Last 90 days before going home you were considered "FIGMO" (F---it, I Got My Orders"
I still got my FIGMO calander...

Loadmasters do it in the rear.

Life Support; We're the last to let you down.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when your down here scrachtin' with the chickens.

Hell... We'd do you anywhere....



They named Bangkok after US !!

"If you ain't a Loadmaster, You Ain't Shyt!!"

Dustoff-The louder you scream, the faster we come!

From Vietnam--- "You # 1 G.I. "
"You # f---ng 10"
"There it is Ralph"
" Don't mean nothing"

Private, there's one excuse...... No excuse, Sir!

Jim

Puddle Pirates

Brown Water Sailors

SNAFU- situation normal all [bleep] up

Alpha Mike Foxtrot...

"DON'T call me Sir!!! My parents wuz married!!!" A Sergeants' response to idiot calling him "SIR!"

C-130 motto- If it ain't schitt, we don't haul it!

Your aircraft was built by the low bidder.

Flying is hours of boredom, punctuated by moments of stark terror.

If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger, if you pull the stick back they get smaller.

Aviate, Navigate, Communicate.

FIGMO - [bleep] it, got my orders.

That's true about the Calvary. 3/5,4/7,4/9,2/6.

REMF (re echelon mo-fo)

Not to be confused with

RMEF (rocky mountain elk foundation)