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How do ya know when a Ranger has been through yer backyard??
Yer garbage can is empty and yer dog's pregnant.
Only two things fall from the sky,birdschit and Paratroopers.
MP's are the last bastion of communism in the USA.
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BASTIGES
Whut's the latest from Rumor Control???
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Campfire Tracker
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Being a tank mechanic, I used to use DAT, Dumb Azz Tanker, but with the tanks we have now its C-DAT, computerized Dumb Azz Tanker.
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You know what that patch on the left arm of a Coast Guard uniform is?
Their high water mark. They walk into the water and when it gets wet, they cannot go further.
"You couldn;t make out in 10 cent whorehouse with a seabag full of dimes".
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Campfire Ranger
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Being a tank mechanic, I used to use DAT, Dumb Azz Tanker, but with the tanks we have now its C-DAT, computerized Dumb Azz Tanker. ....and treadheads, turretheads,despoilers of dogs.....
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish!
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You know what this silver Oak Leaf means? Yeah you'll make full bird if you don't [bleep] up!
You better be afraid of a ghost!!
"Woody you were baptized in prop wash"..crossfireoops
Woody
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"I've flushed more seawater than you've sailed on"
"you better unphuck yourself pretty damn quick"
DFS
Beware of any old man in a profession where one usually dies young.
Calm seas don't make sailors.
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Campfire Regular
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SHORT TIMER --"I'm so SHORT , if I set on the edge of a dime my feet will not touch the ground"
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Kahuna
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Us rotor heads used to say. "Sure airplanes naturally want to fly, but we are TOUGH, we BEAT the air into submission."
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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On short timers, I am so shot I walk under the doors.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Ranger
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SHORT!!! My bunk is a matchbox with 2 rifle patches for blankets!!
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish!
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"You beaucoup butterfly "
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Campfire Ranger
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First soldier to the office crew
G**D*** it when I say froggie you better be looking for a place to land.
Quando Omni Moritati
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I'm so short I have to pull my socks down to see.
I'm a one digit midget.
"You" . . . Do I look like a female sheep Private?
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
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Campfire Ranger
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"You beaucoup butterfly "  For the REMF'S: I Ruve you too much GI!! You buy me Saigon Tea??
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish!
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Campfire Ranger
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Veit Nam. If you haven't beeen there shut the [bleep] up!
WETSU Airlines.... We Eat This [bleep] Up!
SAC...Peace is our Profession
War is just a Hobby!
Nuke em Till They Glow!
Butter Bar/Banana Bar.... 2nd Lt.
Crash and Dash... Shooting touch and go's
Eight Up.... Dicked MoFo who knows everything and follows the rules to the max.
Zero... Term of endearment for officers.
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MARINE-acronym for My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment
Fair Chase Hunter
NRA Lifer
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The Jody cadences were always good. As a prank, I loved telling boots to find the Humvee keys. Once while singing cadence in a Regimental run I quoted the recon dude from Eastwood's Heartbreak Ridge and got a SgtMaj azz chewing- "57 chevy and a tank full of gas...handful of p___y and a mouthfull as azz!"
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" I'm so short, I can sit on a dime, and swing my legs."
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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