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I'll really date myself on this one. On the bunker where they kept the warheads for the 280mm "Atomic Cannon) there was a sign:
IN CASE OF FIRE SENTRY WILL LEAVE AREA BEFORE SOUNDING ALARM.
Quando Omni Moritati
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"Leg" - any non-airborne qualified military personnel.
"There are no dangerous weapons. There are only dangerous men." - Robert Heinlein
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Campfire Kahuna
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I remember that from Air Force Magazine.  Loadmasters do it in the rear.
Hell... We'd do you anywhere.... ![[Linked Image]](http://pic90.picturetrail.com/VOL2250/777751/1363903/391100560.jpg) They named Bangkok after US !! "If you ain't a Loadmaster, You Ain't Shyt!!"
Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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I met all kinds in the 1st Cavalry Division, I often wonder
what happened to some of them.
"On the eighth day God created the Cav"
"God saves, the Cav kills"
"The best way to make E-5 in this unit is to come here as an
E-6"
"Pick up your 201 file and follow me"
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Annual review of an enlisted man- "Works well when given constant supervision & cornered like a rat".
WAC sergeant to members of her unit most morning at Ft. Knox. "GD it when I holler ten'hut I want to hear 125 *ussies sucking air". My barracks was across the street from the WAC detachment. A favorite past time was for soldiers to go on the roof of our barracks & watch the WACs in the shower & their rooms in various stages of undress. Scopes off of tanks somehow found their way to the roof. Sometimes an enterprising tanker sold beer to the perverts.
Life Members SCI & NRA. NRA Instructor & RSO. What have YOU done to support hunting & gun rights?
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Alle Fähigkeit ist vergeblich, wenn ein Engel in Ihrem Notenloch uriniert
-- old German proverb
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Our exercise pad at Lackland was right next to the WAF squadron's. It was heard one day from a female TI "I want to hear nothing but pu**y lips whistling in the wind" as the women did their run....
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You look like you have a little retard in ya.
I am a fire and forget weapons system, always on target with devastating force.
High speed, low drag.
I [bleep] hate your parents. What did I ever do to them to make you appear here?
For the Navy guys;
Land is a navigational hazard.
Liberty gets in the way of training.
Every muster is a family reunion.
Every meal is a feast.
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-Piss into the wind.
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One of my pre-tailhook favorites: Flare to land = squat to pee...
Another one that I overheard following a review board for a struggling Student Naval Aviator:
"That boy needs to turn in his cloth cap with gold bar for a paper cap with golden arches!"
RH
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One of my favorites. During Desert Storm an Army troop asked Lt. General Chuck Horner (coalition air forces commander) if it was true the Air Force has air conditioned tents. He replied yes and the troop told him they don't have them in the Army. Gen Horner replied "well I guess you should have joined the Air Force". I heard that one from Gen Horner.
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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For the Fire Direction guys: LPC's and LBE's maneuvering in the open, WP in effect, over. 
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I'll buy if you fly!
To new squids on the ship:
Go see the engineering CPO and get some batteries for the sound powered phones.
Run down to the boiler room and get a bucket of steam.
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Mack Go see the engineering CPO and get some Relative Bearing grease.
That which does not kill us makes us stronger
Friedrich Nietzsche
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This takes me back some...
You want me to eat this sh1t or just help you carry it to the trash?
Don't shoot the Sh1t, eat it.
Nuts to buts
That which does not kill us makes us stronger
Friedrich Nietzsche
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FTA TIBS No good plan survives first contact. Maintenance Platoon motto: "Torque these nuts!" Flight Company motto: "Shoot 'em in the face!" Ft. Campbell KY is home to the 101st Airborn Division, identified as the "Screaming Eagles". Since that moniker covers the whole division all the smaller units have a description that is in relation to the "Eagle". For example, the aviation guys were the "Wings of the Eagle." We would have to sound off with that when called to attention at Division change of Command ceremonies. All of us were thuroughly amused when the Artillery guys had to sound off with their identity. Anybody care to guess which part of the Eagle anatomy they were? 
"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." - John Adams
Turdlike, by default.
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And my personal favorite, "Someone ruined a perfectly good a--hole when they put teeth in your mouth!" I'm still laughing over this one! And I've used it a couple of times over the weekend! Great thread guys and THANK YOU for your service!
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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FTA TIBS No good plan survives first contact. Maintenance Platoon motto: "Torque these nuts!" Flight Company motto: "Shoot 'em in the face!" Ft. Campbell KY is home to the 101st Airborn Division, identified as the "Screaming Eagles". Since that moniker covers the whole division all the smaller units have a description that is in relation to the "Eagle". For example, the aviation guys were the "Wings of the Eagle." We would have to sound off with that when called to attention at Division change of Command ceremonies. All of us were thuroughly amused when the Artillery guys had to sound off with their identity. Anybody care to guess which part of the Eagle anatomy they were? Use to be "Balls of the Eagle", is that the one?? NSDQ
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I remember the drill sergeant set ups most of all, and it was hell to keep from laughing in ranks (another death sentence).
DS: Private, do you go by Bob or Robert, or either?
Pvt: Either way drill sergeant.
DS: You go either way? Well I'll remember that the next time I feel like f\/@king someone. Sure hope you shave your ass.
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NSDQ= Night Stalkers Don't Quit. The motto of the 160th SOAR(A)
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Off your dead and on your dieing.
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