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...signed up to meet Russian mail order brides?
http://www.russian-brides-club.com/Maverick940.html Those glamour shots are amazing!
Reminds me of Napolean Dynamites Uncle Rico! If coach only would have put him in during the 4th quarter...
Hey Mav, sure hope your better at hunting 4 legged critters than you are at hunting 2 legged critters
I do believe these may be the first photos of this infamous explorer/photographer/writer that have been posted on here
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Campfire Ranger
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Laughing my ever lovin' walrus azz off here.......
It is irrelevant what you think. What matters is the TRUTH.
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Campfire Ranger
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Uncle Rico!!! "How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind"
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Personally, I don't go around asking strangers if I can have their photograph. I've done portrait photography, but it's not my main-stay.
LMAO, we know you've done "portrait photograhy" buddy, we've now seen it
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Campfire Ranger
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The dude is 51, and is looking for a 24-36 year old chick?! Right on!!!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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No [bleep]' way.... Really? I mean really? Uncle Rico is that you????? Howlin'!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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If coach only woulda let me shoot that big buck I swear it woulda made book.....laughin!
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When not getting paid to hunt, I hunt alone.
Yeah, well, when you dont pay for a date you also go alone so apparently your dating life is similar to your hunting life
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Reminds me of Napolean Dynamites Uncle Rico! If coach only would have put him in during the 4th quarter...
I do believe logcutter lives vicariously through Uncle Rico...
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I should have just bought a [bleep] T3...
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To be fair, Mav says its not his. To that, I say watch this video and put Maverick in place of Austin Powers and it will all make sense...
VIDEO
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Couldn't stop laughing!!! Best funny I've had in a long time. Might've been Mav in disguise...
I should have just bought a [bleep] T3...
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Campfire Regular
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Dangit don't be posting stuff like that!...my girls are trying to sleep and IM LAUGHING MY ASSOFF!!!!
"I used to be a tired hunting guide, now I'm just a re-tired hunting guide" "No eternal reward will forgive us now, for wasting the dawn" JM Jared
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I am having a REAL good time here....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Remind me not to piss you off!
Quando omni flunkus moritati
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Hahaha! Can't make that kinda stuff up. I wonder if his trouble with women might stem from the fact that he's an overbearing know-it-all???
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Campfire 'Bwana
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The dude is 51, and is looking for a 24-36 year old chick?! Right on!!!
Uh, Uh, well Uh, did he Uh, score? Did he, huh?
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants. If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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Crap - there's marriage involved??? Dang fine print...
The only true cost of having a dog is its death.
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From the link:
Description: I am an honest, trustworthy, reliable, affectionate, romantic American gentleman who is tall, masculine, very good looking and sincere. I love the out-of-doors: hiking, boating, fishing, photography, horseback riding and travel. My interests include: writing, cinema, reading, theater, shopping, museums, art galleries, dining, musical concerts and church. I aspire to find an adorable girl whom I can love, and who will love me in return. My wish is to be married someday. Ideal match description: feminine, pretty, honest, trustworthy, sweet, caring, kind, romantic, loving, adorable, sincere.
And I think it's a riot that he has a NEGATIVE 5 rating (the lowest possible)!
I had not seen any of this idiot's posts until this morning on the one here where he attacks Casey. I was thinking "what a ....", then saw this thread. Better than ANY response that I could've ever come up with in response to the other thread!
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This would be way funnier if I had ever heard of, read or seen a post by maverick940.
But it's still pretty funny.
Something clever here.
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