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That grill only works when smoking carp, spam, and Oscar Meyer dongs. Jayco had his STUFFED with dongs! Is that why it looked so red and swollen? Travis No sir. That would be the herpes. Listen young man, playin' around in regards to herpes and other STD's is like being in combat. Unless you've done it, don't joke about it. You think it's cute and funny to work a 12 hour shift in absolute fear of urinating? Think it's fun to google symptoms and realize you're [bleep] and you have what you fear (again)? Think it's funny to talk to your buddy that had the clap three months ago only to find out he left the pills in another state while you're TDY? Think it's funny to get ahold of the guy that has your friend's that had the clap keys to his house and have him find the pills and FedEx them overnight after you had to burn 8 hours of sick leave because you couldn't handle another 12 hour shift in fear of urinating? And then having to pay the $50.00 [bleep] overnight FedEx bill? And yeah, sure you felt pretty GD smooth when you talked that phone number out of the waitress at the steak house didn't you? And holy cow, you'd never been with a jewish girl and you sure are looking forward to having that scratched off your bucket list ain't you? Well it's not all medals and heroes out there buddy! And sometimes, even I don't have the last laugh. It's not a game or a punch line. And we're not just flirting on Facebook ass hole. You got a wife to return to in 10 days and you know what she's gonna want when you get through that door? Not a dripping syphilitic cock I can tell you that. This is the real deal son, and there are [bleep] casualties... and... and...and... Sorry about that Tanner. Got a little carried away. But I'm sure you see my point. Travis Remember, you still owe me 17 pills..........
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I can only say one thing... Love is a battlefield.
Thank you for the heart-wrenching story sir. God bless. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You said we were square? I gave you a silo of High Life?
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You said we were square? I gave you a silo of High Life?
Travis That warm schit you stole from BillyGoatGruff? Schit....that's lame. I saved your [bleep] marriage!
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PS-I think my fast twist 22-250 will be here in a couple weeks. Very much looking forward to it.
Travis You reaming it?
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No you didn't? She didn't trust me.
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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No you didn't? She didn't trust me.
Travis Who does? Doesn't help that you come waltzing in walking like a goat roper after 18 hours in the saddle.
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Thats all I use is Honda Generator's...The 2000 watt pictured below and a 3000 Watt I use in the summer. Jayco Be sure to turn off your generator by 10 pm so you don't get in trouble with the park host.
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Pics of your .223 or .223AI or you're a damn liar Jayco Just for good measure here... Don't want to forget this.
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Be sure to turn off your generator by 10 pm so you don't get in trouble with the park host. No camp host here..One spot public land with No campground and an 18 day limit before you have to move 5 miles to another...No potty/water/sewer/garbage just plain roughing it.(laughing) Jayco
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Pics of your .223 or .223AI or you're a damn liar Jayco
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You have seen my Black rifle or I should say,my Elk rifle this year...62 grain TSX in a 223 case with some TAC for flavor or maybe the new Swift Sirocco at 77 grains if memory serves me..
You don't need to see it again..
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That grill only works when smoking carp, spam, and Oscar Meyer dongs. Jayco had his STUFFED with dongs! Is that why it looked so red and swollen? Travis No sir. That would be the herpes. Listen young man, playin' around in regards to herpes and other STD's is like being in combat. Unless you've done it, don't joke about it. You think it's cute and funny to work a 12 hour shift in absolute fear of urinating? Think it's fun to google symptoms and realize you're [bleep] and you have what you fear (again)? Think it's funny to talk to your buddy that had the clap three months ago only to find out he left the pills in another state while you're TDY? Think it's funny to get ahold of the guy that has your friend's that had the clap keys to his house and have him find the pills and FedEx them overnight after you had to burn 8 hours of sick leave because you couldn't handle another 12 hour shift in fear of urinating? And then having to pay the $50.00 [bleep] overnight FedEx bill? And yeah, sure you felt pretty GD smooth when you talked that phone number out of the waitress at the steak house didn't you? And holy cow, you'd never been with a jewish girl and you sure are looking forward to having that scratched off your bucket list ain't you? Well it's not all medals and heroes out there buddy! And sometimes, even I don't have the last laugh. It's not a game or a punch line. And we're not just flirting on Facebook ass hole. You got a wife to return to in 10 days and you know what she's gonna want when you get through that door? Not a dripping syphilitic cock I can tell you that. This is the real deal son, and there are [bleep] casualties... and... and...and... Sorry about that Tanner. Got a little carried away. But I'm sure you see my point. Travis You should really look into becoming a Big Brother mentor..That is some powerful stuff right there.
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Well a round of applause then Jayco posted a pic of something he was asked about after having called other folks out.... Congrats.
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Jayco Damn Jayco! An M&P to boot. Nice job buddy. How many pennies do I need to pinch to spring for that grill? Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I was a Cub Scout leader for a spell.
Didn't work out.
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Cooking for a bleeder... You crack me the FU! Travis WTF? Ok, you made me do it.....this is for you & SLM. The sister dammit!!
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