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Originally Posted by Tanner
Then I believe that the ultimate goal would be to get both at the same time laugh then you win.


You're right, you don't need to study anymore.

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Originally Posted by nsaqam
C'mon Tanner, you might think that 40 year old teacher is gnarly but I see a hot 40 year old next to her hot 18 year old daughter and I'm picking mom every time.

At 40 she's sucked MILES of Richard and she knows what she's doing!
The 18 yo will just try to lollipop the thing and that just don't cut it.


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Gotta admit, a hot 40-yr-old looks pretty good these days.... partly 'cause that takes some work, unlike the hot 18-yr-old who's just hitting par for the course.


I'm blessed by a hot 47-yr-old! And no, no pics will be forthcoming.


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Originally Posted by Jeff_O

One should be aware, when dealing with Stick, that his stated goal is to hook people like fish then play it as long as possible, and with as much fight from the fish as possible. It's like a perpetual motion machine.

If only there was a way to harness all this energy. Y'know? crazy

It's stinkbait, but it's the bait he casts, and damned if it doesn't work.

There's lots of fun to be had on a Stick thread, and heck, this is the only one we got. A fishing line works both ways. Enjoy the ride. smile


Gotta love when the dumbest fish in the whole [bleep] lake gives advice.


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At least I'm smart enough to know that a Wooly Bugger is an object, not an action... hint?





(now I've gone and insulted Travis' date! eek But hey, the b!tch is wooly, what can I say?)

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Here's Deflave gettin' his edge on for a saturday night of Wooly Buggering... note the steely glint, the saucy yet manly mustache, and the little soul patch that shows Travis has a thenthitive side.... He's got his aviators tucked under some wool, they only come out when the target is ID'd and he's on final approach:

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Same tired ol' chit. Got a function key programmed or something? grin


Originally Posted by Boxer


Jeff-O,

If only in fairness,you are a never ending joke. Your insatiable desire to make Dumbphucktitude "fashionable",never isn't not a [bleep] riot. You talk out your ass,Imagine,Pretend,Fabricate and then troll for heart strings ala your Pity Party and it really is [bleep] hilarious,at every [bleep] twist and turn. That you cannot shut the [bleep] up and refrain reiteration of your colossal stupidity,really is grandiose humor!

Bless your Do-Nothing heart,Imagination and couchbound [bleep].




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Originally Posted by Tanner
Do you guys not have anything to do on a Monday other than bark at each other? Holy balls. I am sitting on a school computer laffing my butt off.


Now see, that sparked some lively conversation and no insults passed on...

Ken, passed on some educated words of wisdom to a young 18 yr old...who evidently got the message and it was some fun reading..

Remember Tanner, you're at your sexual height now, and a woman is at hers around 40.....so heed those words wisely..

experienced beats young and stupid any day...


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Originally Posted by Seafire
Originally Posted by Tanner
Do you guys not have anything to do on a Monday other than bark at each other? Holy balls. I am sitting on a school computer laffing my butt off.


Now see, that sparked some lively conversation and no insults passed on...

Ken, passed on some educated words of wisdom to a young 18 yr old...who evidently got the message and it was some fun reading..

Remember Tanner, you're at your sexual height now, and a woman is at hers around 40.....so heed those words wisely..

experienced beats young and stupid any day...


Brothers,
now that I've gone over to the other side I can really appreciate the "educated words of wisdom" from you both. I can "see" so clearly now and it humbles me to realize the wonderful knowledge and life lessons I will be able to glean from this group. Your "message" will sustain me for the rest of the day.
My only regret is that Swampy wasn't here to add some more awesome points of common sense and tutoring.
You both rock. Could one of you PM Swampman and tell him he is needed on this thread? Thanks fellas and I hope to come to Eugene soon to break bread with you both.
Sent with Love,
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Jeffrey,

If I wanted something easy, I wouldn't rassle a sheep. I'd just wave my dick under your nose.


Travis


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Oh, so you're a GAY sheep [bleep]!

Congratulations?


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I'm unsure of the appeal of 40 year old cougar bags. The 18 year old bleeders around here know what's up...

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Originally Posted by Tanner
Do you guys not have anything to do on a Monday other than bark at each other? Holy balls. I am sitting on a school computer laffing my butt off.


Ive been up welding on a [bleep] crane all day wondering if my 75's BTHP's came in the mail yet laugh


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If I were smart enough, which apparently I'm not
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Originally Posted by Tanner
I'm unsure of the appeal of 40 year old cougar bags. The 18 year old bleeders around here know what's up...


18-40?
Turn out the lights and who cares? It's over for us in a couple anyway. grin


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I'd wager there is a noticeable difference in Uhhh... Snugness laugh

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Originally Posted by Jeff_O
Oh, so you're a GAY sheep [bleep]!

Congratulations?



Wait... you're implying here that you aren't a chick?


Holy chit after all these years here I never knew. I just figured the way you complained.

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Originally Posted by Tanner
I'd wager there is a noticeable difference in Uhhh... Snugness laugh


Variety is the spice of life, my friend.


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I'd wager there is a noticeable difference in Uhhh... Snugness laugh



Don't worry, you can not wear one out.

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I think it was Stick that said...

"Barrels are like pu**y, most folks flatter themselves in thinking that they can hurt one."

I've tried to live my life by those wise, wise words.

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Originally Posted by archie_james_c
Originally Posted by Tanner
Do you guys not have anything to do on a Monday other than bark at each other? Holy balls. I am sitting on a school computer laffing my butt off.


Ive been up welding on a [bleep] crane all day wondering if my 75's BTHP's came in the mail yet laugh


I'm splitting wood Ye Olde Fashioned Way and checking in on my iPhone! smile


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Originally Posted by Tanner
I'm unsure of the appeal of 40 year old cougar bags. The 18 year old bleeders around here know what's up...


Well, young swordsman Tanner, as you get older the pool of attractive talent just grows. A good buddy, may he RIP, once said "when your 60 even the 50-yr-olds look good!" ...

In all seriousness the sweet spot is around 26-32... you'll see...


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Originally Posted by Jeff_O
Oh, so you're a GAY sheep [bleep]!

Congratulations?


One shudders contemplating how you determine the sheep are gay....


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Originally Posted by Tanner
I think it was Stick that said...

"Barrels are like pu**y, most folks flatter themselves in thinking that they can hurt one."

I've tried to live my life by those wise, wise words.


Calling BS.

I could f*ck up your .270 WSM in an afternoon... your 18-yr-old girlfriend, not so much.... whistle


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