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Actually... hang on... got something I cooked up just for Deflave... this'll take a second as I'm using the "phone" from my "pocket" to access my "pictures" on the internet (that was for you, Thomas... smooch!).... brb...
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FÜCK PUTIN!
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You see, I am also a poet of some repute. Boxer still has PTSD from last time I published my Prose of Genius. So, on that note, this bit of photo-art is not titled, but rather captioned, with a poem. Just for Deflave. And you guys say I don't care! For the want of a wire cutter, young Travis was thwarted his pervy desires for goat sex- aborted!
But there's hope for the lad at the gay bar down south, (because as he says:)
I have no problem [bleep] sheep. �Or sliding my dick in your mouth.
Travis
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Heading off to go shooting here gentlemen. I'll come by and play later. Do you ever work ?
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Every day, brutha. Every day.
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Jeff-O, in an effort to help you find SOMETHING in the world that you are qualified to do, (that was a huge problem to overcome, believe me) I have come across a new career for you. It won't be easy given your IQ, but even a retard squirrel finds a nut once in a while, so here's your nut.
Quick Facts About Clown Jobs Job Title: Circus Clown Office: Circus Description: Entertain people and make them laugh Certifications/Education: No formal education needed, clown school is very helpful Necessary Skills: Stamina, energy, humor, Potential Employers: Circuses Pay: $38,000 per year average
Call, Clowns of America, International P.O. Box 1171 Englewood FL 34295-1171
Toll Free: 877-816-6941 941-474-4351
Hours: Mon-Fri 9-5 EST
They also pay another $2500 a year for schit shovelers. After your last couple days of fisting yourself with your goats and eating schit, I think you can handle this. This will bring you income to OVER $40,000. Awesome.
P.S. I'm hoping you will take them up on this offer, so I can feel better about my tax dollars NOT being your sole source of support. I know actually having to do manual labor for a paycheck is wrong in your "Hope & Change" world, but believe it or not other people outside of Eugene, do have to be productive in order to get a paycheck and get ahead in life. You can thank me later and good luck.
Your pal, wageslave
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I will be a schit shovler for 40 grand a year. I do it around here for way less
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He is busy writing another poem for 'flave.
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I will be a schit shovler for 40 grand a year. I do it around here for way less It's getting deep enough around here..
Turn me loose, set me free, somewhere in the middle of Montana!
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He is busy writing another poem for 'flave. Oooooh.... can I be that clown? Please can I please?
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Having another day that makes you Kubicle [bleep] get wet panties out of vicarious excitement... beat the [bleep] out of my plates for a while, a very good session, loaded my truck to the bump-stops with wood (around 2000 lbs), now I'm going to split wood a while, rototill a small action out between the grape vines, then the wife and I will do our 5-mile walk. Then work a while in the $hop, then comes BEER.
You buncha do-nothing daydreamers can only Imagine........
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Actually... hang on... got something I cooked up just for Deflave... this'll take a second as I'm using the "phone" from my "pocket" to access my "pictures" on the internet (that was for you, Thomas... smooch!).... brb... Well thanks for thinking of me DUMBpling..... Funny I just took a pic for you in between afternoon meetings.
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So, are you saying you want to stay at the public trough? I'm shocked. The REAL real estate sales people are, guess what? Still selling real estate. The posers or housewives looking for the easy buck, oops, I guess both of those describe you, were in "it" when my Lab pup could sell a house to someone who couldn't afford it. Not surprised that you spit on my real, present day, active lead. What a pencil d!ck.
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Try real estate, report back. Sometime in one of our chatty PM's I'll give you some thunks on it. It ain't what you think. I do appreciate the lead. I could like being a deranged clown @ 40k. I worry that it might lead to being a sheepphuckers though. I think that was Deflave's career path.
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Actually... hang on... got something I cooked up just for Deflave... this'll take a second as I'm using the "phone" from my "pocket" to access my "pictures" on the internet (that was for you, Thomas... smooch!).... brb... Well thanks for thinking of me DUMBpling..... Funny I just took a pic for you in between afternoon meetings. Hark! A fellow artist�! I LOVE the bold use of black and white, and the hand is rendered in stunningly accurate anatomical detail. You can just sense the powerful muscles, sinew, and underlying skeletal structure. Bravo, sir! Bravo!
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(is that a Kompany Kubicle sharpie?(
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Try real estate, report back. Sometime in one of our chatty PM's I'll give you some thunks on it. It ain't what you think. I do appreciate the lead. I could like being a deranged clown @ 40k. I worry that it might lead to being a sheepphuckers though. I think that was Deflave's career path. I don't need to try real estate, I'm happy where I am. I have lots of friends still selling it and believe me they are thrilled that the system has been weeded of all the losers. You've stated on here how great you WERE at it! So were you? Your pal, wageslave P.S. re-you're welcome.
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I was good, yes. But it's not that simple.
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I hope that colored Buck was turned into fertilizer....keep reaching for the stars.
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Shefire, You forgot to Imagine that you "don't care" and Pretend "ignore"...but points are awarded for yet another genuwhine Hissy Fit and a poignant excerpt from your boundless Chronicles of Vicarious Angst,which come to fruition in your estrogen filled Vagina Monologue rants. I reckon that once it was illuminated that you were riding shirt tails,the sole ace you thought you had up your sleeve,lost it's luster. Laffin'! I'm wishing you the best of luck in your perpetual pursuit of hoping to make being a Do-Nothing Dumbphuck "fashionable". I'm really enjoying all the killer pics you are pounding out in P Mode on your Canon DSLR,from all your "hard charging" pursuits Outdoors. Those "full" weekends of "Adventure" really tug at heart strings and it must be really "satisfying" to park wherever you wish with that blue sticker. Bless your heart. My fingers are crossed,that you'll yet again feel compelled to proffer a tear streamed overview of all the things you nearly did,with all the wares you nearly had and from all the places you've nearly been. Keep telling yourself you "don't care",Imagine "ignore" some more and wax eloquent upon the inherent "satisfactions" of riding the shirt tails of others...as you culminate yet another Tutorial of the things you nearly did,with the wares you nearly had and from the places you've nearly been. You sorry Day Dreaming Do-Nothing Dumbphuck. Pardon my putting another log on the fire. Laffin'! Jeff-O, It's only fitting that you truly believe scooping Goat Schit is sumptin' and it's always a pleasure to grant you the opportunity to showcase the best you can do. You make Savage99 look like Rambo. Cheer up...Shefire makes YOU look like Rambo. Plum [bleep] entertaining,to have a rampant herd of Do-Nothing Dumbphucks,trying to obliviously outdo each other with nothingness,as their BEST efforts. [bleep] HILARIOUS entertainment! Wow +P. okok, Feel free to extraploate how hue affects sizing and do not forget to use your Imagination and Pretend. I'm as easy at musing water under the bridge,as you are in concocting Pretend,reeling in Fabrication and flaunting your Imagination. Pun be intended and yet another shame that your faculties preclude your being able to net same. Ooops...another. Groovin' on your pics too. Laffin'!
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He is busy writing another poem for 'flave. Is that Schtick's taller better looking & smarter older brother? I can see he is very proud of his IQ, and is actually showing us what it is... I can really see the family resemblance... maybe Schtick missed his calling!
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