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Guys, we just got an update on Jeff's uncanny abilities. He can walk "forever".
Call Ripleys.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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but we don't have to piss on or insult others to try and assert our manhood... some of us might have a better clue to what a 'real man' is than you think we do.. Here's to hoping this was said while looking in the mirror and talking to yourself. You serve?
"Minus the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the Country" Marion Barry, Mayor of Wash DC
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Guys, we just got an update on Jeff's uncanny abilities. He can walk "forever".
Call Ripleys.
Travis Ripleys needs to make a notation that the "feat" also involved packing enough breadcrumbs in the backpack so said walker can find his way home. Take THAT, Battue.
Have Dog
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Now you're gonna go logcutter.
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Guys, we just got an update on Jeff's uncanny abilities. He can walk "forever".
Call Ripleys.
Travis Ripleys needs to make a notation that the "feat" also involved packing enough breadcrumbs in the backpack so said walker can find his way home. Take THAT, Battue. Oh yes, those 16 acres can be a real [bleep]. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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but we don't have to piss on or insult others to try and assert our manhood... some of us might have a better clue to what a 'real man' is than you think we do.. Here's to hoping this was said while looking in the mirror and talking to yourself. You serve? Oh [bleep], here we go again..
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As that Paul Harvey guy used to say; "And now for the rest of the story." I have what has been a recurring calf problem and when it comes, walking is about as good as I can do. Well, today while running it decided to visit again. MCH, don't take any bets until I send you a PM.
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laissez les bons temps rouler
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I have never seen a moron BRAG that he could swim, walk, and shoot sporter weight rifles before.
Can he breathe and digest food too??!!
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I have never seen a moron BRAG that he could swim, walk, and shoot sporter weight rifles before.
Can he breathe and digest food too??!!
Travis Schiiiiiiittt, he can shovel dung and believe it or not chop wood. Beyond that, he SAYS, he can roto till ( I know, no pics for proof, but we can hope) and hump goats. The BEST part is, he considers these amazing feats that he performs, documents and brags about, as valid reason that our tax dollars are well spent in funding his lifestyle. You CANNOT make this schit up.
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Oh yes. I forgot they count as occupations.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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For all of we "do nothing, all the places we wish we had been, all the things we wish we had had ,and all the things we wish we had done... know nothing dumbphucks".... if we haven't lived in Alaska, then evidently none of us quite measure up... but we don't have to piss on or insult others to try and assert our manhood... some of us might have a better clue to what a 'real man' is than you think we do.. Well said.
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As that Paul Harvey guy used to say; "And now for the rest of the story." I have what has been a recurring calf problem and when it comes, walking is about as good as I can do. Well, today while running it decided to visit again. MCH, don't take any bets until I send you a PM. That's ironic; I've got a nagging calf problem too. It goes all the way to city league basketball 10-12 years ago. About as soon as I get the calf healed up the Achilles flares (probably from walking funny to protect the calf). Annoying. Running is out of the picture. Hip can't take the impact. One lesson we can take from you well-preserved old farts is to keep the weight off!
The CENTER will hold.
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FÜCK PUTIN!
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I have never seen a moron BRAG that he could swim, walk, and shoot sporter weight rifles before.
Can he breathe and digest food too??!!
Travis Schiiiiiiittt, he can shovel dung and believe it or not chop wood. Beyond that, he SAYS, he can roto till ( I know, no pics for proof, but we can hope) and hump goats. The BEST part is, he considers these amazing feats that he performs, documents and brags about, as valid reason that our tax dollars are well spent in funding his lifestyle. You CANNOT make this schit up. Angst from the Kubical, eh? I know, I know, the chair makes your [bleep] hurt, and your Imagination gets all revved up reading about what other people actually do. I get it. It's ok, I forgive you. One question though. Why do you keep blathering on about food stamps and supporting me? Uh... you don't?
The CENTER will hold.
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FÜCK PUTIN!
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As that Paul Harvey guy used to say; "And now for the rest of the story." I have what has been a recurring calf problem and when it comes, walking is about as good as I can do. Well, today while running it decided to visit again. MCH, don't take any bets until I send you a PM. That's ironic; I've got a nagging calf problem too. It goes all the way to city league basketball 10-12 years ago. About as soon as I get the calf healed up the Achilles flares (probably from walking funny to protect the calf). Annoying. Running is out of the picture. Hip can't take the impact. One lesson we can take from you well-preserved old farts is to keep the weight off! Your vagina could be seen from space. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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The CENTER will hold.
Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two
FÜCK PUTIN!
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Wageslave is just PMS'ing because instead of looking like this at the end of a day: He's sporting these:
The CENTER will hold.
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Some old farts from the past were spot on when they said to keep moving even when you don't feel like it, and stop or move it's still going to ache, so you might as well see what's over the hill even if it takes longer to get there.
laissez les bons temps rouler
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If I can keep the mushrooms from sneaking up on ME, I'm happy.
Y'old goatphuck, you. Jeff-O, I've mentioned more than once,that I'd happily cut a check for a copy of the video,of you trying to sneak up on a glass of water. Offer still stands and I know you could use the money. tex n cal, I groove on how Texans always bring their BMW's(Bitching/Moaning/Whining) to Outdoors discussions. You are at the mercy of your faculties and admittedly,Texans is more than a whole bunch behind the 8-ball on ability to connect dots. Undoubtedly you is best served,by living vicariously through pics. Laffin'! BLG, I could always read sign and can smell Dumbphucktitude miles away. Ain't it more than a leetle funny,that them who know the least,is the first to cry "foul" and poke their heads in the sand?!? Must be an involuntary reaction to preserve sheer and utter [bleep] stupidity,in it's purest form. Though it ain't like I don't get a kick outta 'em standing lock-legged and refuse refreshment,after having been led to water. It never don't not crack me up. Shefire, Groovin' on yet another of your countless Vagina Monologues and heartfelt/tear streaked high pitched nasal whine,as you yet again feel compelled to recite all the things you nearly did,with all the wares you nearly had and from all the places you've nearly been. Hey...but you got THE original Do-Nothing Dumbphuck WyoWhimper in your corner and that's assuredly a great "satisfaction" for you and will hopefully fuel your Imagination and bolster your Pretend some more. You "hard charger". Wow +P! MCH, The only things Jeff-O could outdo someone in,is Imagination,Pretend,Fabrication and hours put on a couch...though in no particular order. In her defense,she is a train wreck start to [bleep] finish and in all realms,which is no slight feat in it's incredible magnitude across the spectrum. Stupidity is the gift that keeps on giving. 'slave, You'd think she'd have walked into at least ONE good critter in her Life spent tearing up the Outdoors and being such an uncanny shot. Though alas...(grin)
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Wageslave is just PMS'ing because instead of looking like this at the end of a day: He's sporting these: Any idiot can pee on their boots.
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Wageslave is just PMS'ing because instead of looking like this at the end of a day: He's sporting these: This is what zero dollars an hour looks like. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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