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Ladies and Gentlemen
In this corner, weighing in at 225 pounds, wearing the pro hockey jersey of his former career and no front teeth;
Kodiman
And in the other corner, weighing in at 190 pounds, wearing no trunks, a tickle-me-Elmo tee-shirt; the internet gnome-logger wrestling champion of all-time!!!!!!!!!!
Big Stick
Mark Begich, Joaquin Jackson, and Heller resistance... Three huge reasons to worry about the NRA.
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Image Station deleted my photo...................... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />
Last edited by AJ300MAG; 12/18/05.
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I reckon it ain't a Tear Jerker.......................
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
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Campfire Kahuna
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As an aside,I wonder if I'm not owed Royalties on AJ and The Estrogen Queen's frequent mention of my favorite member,as they fight nip and tuck for The Prick Lookin' Championship Of The Civilized World?
Am thinking Elmo rates his usual cut.
Thoughts?
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
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Am thinking Elmo rates his usual cut.
Thoughts? Ya really scare me twiggy, you and I are on the same wavelength. We can do the cutting thing, I'll show you something you've never seen before. THE OTHER END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
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Campfire Kahuna
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Are you contemplating a flight to England soon?
Now if I were to scroll back through these pages and reference how many times you talked about MY dick,Elton John might would send you gratis airfare................
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
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...................................... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid197/p6fa553a8da5e7b8fa1e327bd7188f203/f106194d.jpg)
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Campfire Ranger
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This is getting funny..............
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When it comes to choosing friends....I'm at an age where I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.
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I'm thinking it's been funny,for quite a while..............
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
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I'm thinking a cross between a Night at the Improv and a Train Wreck <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
NRA Life Member
"All hunters should be nature lovers"
~Theodore Roosevelt~
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I think mine is bigger than Elmo. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Just finished this one up for a local guy's Christmas present. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid197/p8a28fc2b86361036e3b97bded6e41d99/f1058bc1.jpg)
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Mine is purtier, even if it don't catch that sense of motion. ![[Linked Image]](http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y83/Idaho_Shooter/CopyofHitthewall004.jpg)
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Only two things smell like fish
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Calling a spade a spade never fails to get you noticed. Funny, but you'dda thunk calling it anything but would have that effect.
"The peasants may be conned by every pitchman that introduces a new super magnum, but the members of the cognoscenti stick with classic calibers." Jack O'Conner
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Stick picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." Stick tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have." Stick tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. Stick puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it probably is a duck.
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Laffin' here..................
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
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The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> You blokes have a way with words <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
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I'm thinking all this phallic obsession is indicating a need for another forum.
"The peasants may be conned by every pitchman that introduces a new super magnum, but the members of the cognoscenti stick with classic calibers." Jack O'Conner
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All I know,is when my weiner is happy,the rest of me is too.
The converse don't extrapolate as well..................
Brad says: "Can't fault Rick for his pity letting you back on the fire... but pity it was and remains. Nothing more, nothing less. A sad little man in a sad little dream."
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