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Yes, I got one too - a brand new tattoo.

But how it got 'there' - I haven't a clue.

Well at least she takes it in the back door!

told my boss once that I had anal glaucoma, he asked what that was so I told him that I couldn't see my ass coming into work that day. he laughed

true story (but I ended up working anyway)

This thread DOES NOT need pictures!

And yet she didn't cut it for the cheek spreader...

"When I got it tattooed, he held my cheeks open while I was choking myself from the pain. Then we ended up breaking up because he said he couldn't see us getting married or starting a family."

lol...help us.

This is a very [bleep] thread

That chick is either proof of a brain fried from drugs, low IQ or has so many stud piercings, she talks like a re-tard.

Even Flave would have to glove his love on that. Methinks she's been around the horn a time or two.....hundred.

I thought this was asinine enough (although this pic must be a felt marker prank, I hope) anal chick topped it, by far.

What a SKANK!

Shame.

The girl COULD be attractive.

But dammmnnn.

Lots of issues going on there.

Wouldn't be surprised if she dies young.

she appears to be a very sad young lady. abused as a child (if true), obviously "used" be several men through the years, her body marked in numerous places, and now seeking international attention/acceptance by recent anal ink. sad indeed!

Yep. You spelled it out better than me.

Or tattoos..

That reminds me of a true story, happened in Denver. A bunch of die-hard Broncos fans went out on the town for a bachelor party and got trashed. They ended up on East Colfax Street at 2:00 A.M. One of �em decided he wanted a tattoo, so they went into a tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist asked him what kind of tattoo he wanted, and he said �something to honor the Denver Broncos, how about a portrait of John Elway and Terrell Davis, from the glory days.� So the tattoo artist asked him where he wanted it, and he said �it can�t show, because we have a strict policy against tattoos at the bank where I work, so put it on my ass.�

The tattoo artist told him he�d have to put Elway on one cheek, and Davis on the other, and it would cost $200, so they shook hands on the deal and got started. When he was done, the tattoo artist held up a mirror for the customer to inspect his work, and said �how do you like it?� The customer, who was really trashed, thought the portraits looked nothing like Elway or Davis, and refused to pay.

A big argument ensued, and one of the customer�s buddies had an idea on how to settle it. He said �tell you what, we�ll go out on the street, find the first person we come to and ask him if he can tell who the portraits are of. If he can identify them, my pal will pay your bill; if not, he doesn�t have to pay.�
This was agreeable, so they went out on the street. But by now it was 3:00 AM and there was no one out there. They finally found a wino in an alley, and told him they�d give him $10 to see if he could ID the tattoos. He was game, so the guy dropped his trousers right there on the street.

The wino was having a hard time seeing, and was squinting, turning his head right and left, and finally said �I can�t be fer sure, but I reckon the one on the right is John Elway�.and the one on the left, that�s gotta be the running back, Terrell Davis.� Whereupon the tattoo artist said �I told you so�.� But was cut off by the wino, who said �And I�m positive that one in the middle is Jay Cutler.�

Well no we know what Raisuli looks like...

How much is too much for a tattoo?

+ a million.

And that was before the new tat, more tats....more skankiness.

But that's just me.

wheres the hot babe pics???

I knew an old Warrant Officer who claimed he had a fly tatooed on his dick..... said it grew into an eagle

And NO I never checked his claim. But there was a young female Ensign that witnessed him dropping his drawers at a party after a dare who quickly screamed "CWO4 xxxxxx, Ensign xxxxx places you on report!"

This just goes to show you that there still are nice girls with class out there.

Don't disrespect the Flave!! He wouldn't stoop so low as that. She's too skinny...