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Maybe I am not up with things but I do not find those funny.

I like the "truth hurts" comment.
I kept reading the jokes and further down was this one. That pretty much cracks me up.

"I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business,
patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American
slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of
their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, Allah Akbar! Praise Allah!" and took off before
the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection
and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man...that
could have been me!"



So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver."

And the biggest Muslim joke of all - Obama