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46 ? That's it ? LOL What's that the gas mileage ?


Thats "46 x 100" as in RPM.

She is suckin' 19 GPH though.


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If a fella was lookin for a first AR platform, which direction should he go?


Do they let ya run gear for "sustenance" or did ya save up some nickels and get IFQ's for the flat [bleep]?


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JB,

Your gross ineptitude,is the premise in which hilarity is predicated upon and it never ain't not hilarious,to grant you the opportunity to do your best. Now THAT is [bleep] entertainment!

The Krunchenticker you are enthralled with,is geared in accords to a pard's diminutive Wife and their 5yr old grandson. No need to state the incredibly long [bleep] list of things you struggle at,as it's well beyond obvious.

Not much shakin' here today. Yankin' feeshes outta The Milford at daylight.


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Seen some sort of Buzzard by the Milford Market,that was being swarmed by 'skeeters. Odd.

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Ran home,swapped Riggin' and yanked a Trout or two outta a tributary of the Milford.


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Saw a fair sized Squirrel across the drink,as I was reelin' in a Trout and it gots me to thinkin' about Squirrel Huntin',with a new Squirrel Rifle throwed in the fray.


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So washed the Trout stank off,swapped Riggin' again and went Squirrel Huntin'. Brother Dave schlepped one of his newest Squirrel Rifles(Butch Searcy stainless steel 470 N.E. Double) and I fingered it only proper that only a B&C Squirrel would do. There weren't much to fret,as I was backing him with a 223AI,so all bases was well covered.


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I shot this frame on his G-12.

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Though we crossed paths with multiple Squirrels,none of 'em would dry in The All Time Book...so they was easy to pass. We done a good job of slippin' around and though the day were waning fast,because we'd done got the goody outta it,I was able to crank enough ISO to catch a Year Book Squirrel feeding along less a concern. I'm thinkin' even someone as [bleep] stupid as you,can pick it out...then again. Laffin'!


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Really enjoyed your JipJap DooDad'd Dumbphuck Gadgetry,affixed your Krunchentickers...though I s'pose you need a place to bolt a Cough Silencer and Butt-Out tool too.

Bless your heart...you "hard charger".

Laffin'!













MagnumDoosh,

It's simply a cryin' shame,that you's too [bleep] stupid to even have an inkling...as to just how amazingly [bleep] stupid you are. Congratulations? It is a [bleep] [bleep] hoot,how well Imagination and Pretend "work" for you. Laffin'!

What was your excuse today,to keep your [bleep] tied to the couch,besides your being a lazy piece of schit and a [bleep] idiot to boot?!!? What were the excuse for the last 20yrs of Outdoor "Moments"?!!? Laffin'!

Just curious is all.

Here's to all them things you almost did,with all the wares you almost had and from all the places you've almost been.

Laffin'!









'Finn,

As cited by 'Mooner...them's RPM's and gallons per hour.

Cheer up...gas is only $4.50 a gallon at the dock.(grin)












'Mooner,

One here on The Milford,can assuredly get on The Kansas City Titty and ply his subsistence avenues. Fact is...most do and I'm often amongst them ranks. Lotsa IFQ in this neighborhood too though.

Anymore,it's tougher to find a "bad" Krunchenticker,than a good one. Lotsa ways to skin that cat,but here on The Milford,C/L tubes weather storms and FF tubes is assuredly more forgivin' in regards to form and slingly impetus. DooDad'd Proprietary Doohickery is for Mall Ninja's and the like...though Reality is,less is more.

Keep a sharp eye peeled for Snake Oil Salesman and their yappin' bitch dogs,at their heel. Show ain't go,though them dumb [bleep] would never know.

Just sayin'.(grin)

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Lil Fish,

You went and did all that in 1 day just to impress me?? laugh laugh laugh

This thread is WAY cooler than owning my very own pet monkey. shocked

Count me in for tomorrow and just because you put out the effort yesterday doesn�t mean you can slack today.

As a little treat here is another AR with some JipJap.
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Must be nice to live where all the squirrels are blackies. cool




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This just keeps gettin' better. Screw 500, I'm betting on 1,000.



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Boxer,

The mouth of that fish intrigues me. What is it?

Nice rifle your buddy has there. What cost more, the rifle or the boat? grin


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Thats a LargeMouth Bass with a wicked sunburn.

Remember, SPF is your friend.


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You ALMOST smiled in the leader pic. Don't even think about it man!

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Tanner and John Burns are both right Stick...

You damn near smiled in that trout pic...get a grip...OK?

And this thread IS better than my own pet monkey!

grin


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Originally Posted by Tanner
You ALMOST smiled in the leader pic. Don't even think about it man!


Mebbe he's a touch gassy?


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Originally Posted by ingwe
Tanner and John Burns are both right Stick...

You damn near smiled in that trout pic...get a grip...OK?

And this thread IS better than petting my own monkey!

grin


Fixed it for ya.

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BTW, I'm coming to catch fish soon. Hope you got room for a flat-lander, 'cause I've never been outta' Kansas meeself!

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Guess it pays to be mobile then @ $4.50 a gallon....

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Originally Posted by deflave

The mouth of that fish intrigues me. What size is it?



Travis


You still looking for a birthday lay? grin


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Originally Posted by JohnBurns
You went and did all that in 1 day just to impress me?? laugh laugh laugh

It just goes from awesome to MORE awesome. Where does it stop?

Originally Posted by JohnBurns
This thread is WAY cooler than owning my very own pet monkey. shocked

Laffin'

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I don't think anyone here has really thought how cool it would be to have a pet monkey. Shoot just the oneliners alone would be with it. You could tell everyone you were going home to spank your monkey, and everyone think you're monkey was bad when you are gonna go masturbate!

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JB,

I always get a kick outta you DNK's working yourselves all up,for your BWT's. Too [bleep] funny!

The only thing that could be more hilarious,is if your sign was in Spanish. Shouldn't be too long,before you get to "brag" about that too. Bless your heart.

Not much shakin' here this morning. All Milford tributaries are really dropping in their respective flow volumes and now I'm fretting the crops will take a lick. This drought stuff is a big concern and [bleep] nearly as scary as poor dumb whining WyoWhimper's(irodacoC),Bee Scare,Cell Phone Fears and Global Warmin' Rant. Anywhoooo...I digress.

Noone can know the Trout limit on Milford tributaries for sure,so I haven't been knocking many in the head,just to be safe.


A good Wingman in the Gaffing Hatch,do seem to help production and ain't it a [bleep] riot,that them things is beyond your meager faculties to savvy?!!? It were rhetorical,no need to substantiate the obvious. Just sayin'.

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Prolly coulda used a [bleep] sign here.

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And mebbe here as well.


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Rest assured,that I'm as at ease in musing water under the bridge,as you are in flaunting your Proprietary Imagination.

BEST Thread ever!











'pole,

Proprietarily better +P+.


Laffin'!










deflave,

That's a Milford Channel Cat and close to a size "large".

If only for perspective,it takes damned near (3) of them rifles to buy the outboard and it'll take (10) more or so,to close the deal on the rest of the boat.(grin)










'Mooner,

SPF 167 today.

This Kansas Heat is BRUTAL,when it ain't snowin'.










Great Wapoozy,

Always entertainin',when you get to flaunt your Imagination and practice your Pretend.

I enjoy you doing the best you can,with what amazingly [bleep] little you have to work with. Really puts things into perspective.

Laffin'!










Tanner,

I doubt you'd have any fun and would prolly leave disgruntled,with a hollow/haunted stare...like everyone else this morning. Could use your help in putting up the nearly 2 gallons of Trout eggs,from the morning's Beeg Milford Haul(BMH).


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Laffin'!










'Finn,

It has a trailer,butcha'd wanna give clearance a thunk,before you pulled up to the pump.(grin)


'Sides,fuel is far closer to $5 on the road.










'CUB,

Looking forward to today's excuse and please feel free to use ALL the Imagination and Pretend you deem requisite. Laffin'!

You "hard charger" you.










'rok,

'CUB couldn't afford Monkey Chow anyhow,so it's well beyond moot.

Now as far as reliably arranging hilarity goes,gimme a herd of Do Nothing [bleep],flingin' their Imagination and Pretend with reckless abandon,while Fabricating excuses for all the things they almost did,with all the wares they almost had and from all the places they've almost been.

Reality sure as [bleep] ain't for everyone...but bless their hearts for so enthusiastically tryin' to make dumbphucktitude "fashionable".

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Doesn't anyone in Alaska smile?


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Originally Posted by SuperCub
Doesn't anyone in Alaska smile?


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Shemale and the Doosh do.

Oops sorry, they aren't there. grin


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