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SS? What stock?

Did you just bang it, or go full shocker?

Dog is loaded, 870 is warm. Chick magnet is in case. (223ai, not the Johnson, you horny bastids). Beer.

Gone.

12 degrees and blowin here. Not likely to go out myself, need to push some snow around.

Kill something with one of those bthp's.

Please?

Don't need to go to church tomorrow--the prohpet 'flave has given the weekly truth.

Hear me out MT contingency....I need to vent!

Every man has his breaking point and by geeeeezus I reached mine moments ago....while you dudes have wolves and [bleep] to contend with, I have a similar and yet very different pariah within my own neck of the woods....I live on the outskirts of my city...a nice neighborhood. No wolves or coyotes this close, but we have a predator of equal aggravation ....[bleep]' tree rats! Yup, grey squirrels! Cacksucker's eat the winter seed put out for the song birds...they dig up the lawns hiding [bleep] acorns and then unhiding them...ingenious little pricks that defeat anti-squirrel devices every time.....until today!

I have finally come to terms with who I am in my neighborhood and where I do or most likely don't fit....I am that guy! Not unlike Oswald, I too now have an elevated snipers nest. Albeit not the 5th floor of the School Book Depository, my 2nd floor bedroom [bleep] works just as effectively! I am [bleep] death from above!

Now then...I must be stealthy as the neighbors would poo poo the thought of it. You see, they can't talk about such things at their cocktail parties or board meetings or at the club....but deep down in a dark place that they never mention, they need me....they all have perfect lawns that they don't even cut themselves....so they despise the furry tailed little vermin as well...but publicly...cannot admit it....they want me on that window....they need me on that window!

Today, a brave new world is born! Silent death from above! .22 super colibri rounds are quieter and more effective than a pellet gun....the high brow neighbors are being provided a silent and secret service!

DBA 1.....tree rats 0

[bleep] 'em and feed 'em beans!

Your Jack Nicolson voice needs work.....

Back from hunting, boy did I have a good time!

Primary target area had chitty wind, secondary target drifted in, got stuck moving to target area number three, lost my 4x4, had to get yanked out after an hour of digging..

Please pass the midol, Travis..

And which one of the [bleep] couch hunters around here is going to be the first to tell me about the time he ALMOST went hunting 5 years ago?

I did! I almost went hunting five years ago!

If I could find a congregation filled with me's I would attend.


Dave

Colibris are fabulous. Been saying it for years.


Travis

I would not go out in this weather unless I could afford a Power Wagon.


Travis

Scooter's battery gave out?


Travis

whatever. I don't care about what you did on your 70th birthday.

How'd you lose 4x? Electronic snafu or mechanical?

Wash the midol down with a wine cooler, the synergistic properties will make you better in no time.

Internet says I broke a front axle or it popped out of the diff.

I'll do some explorations after 8 or so Bent Nails.

Ouch, sounds bad.

IPA's will most definitely provide some clarity and coordination.

Wife drank all the Bent Nails last night.

Axle popped out of the diff.

Hunting's stupid.

Too funny.

Buy a Power Wagon if you're rich.

Get a Toyota if you're not.


Travis

That is funny.

I would amend your provocative statement to say

Buy a Power Wagon if you like trucks

Buy a Jap compact if you like saki and flied lice

That's [bleep]' Hilarious.

Never shot a colibri before. I've got some BB and CB caps though. Gonna try them on pigs. Just because...