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My ass itches.


Jason


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by JSTUART


No, I am comfortable with my better half....I am more worried about her kicking my big, fat, good for nothing arse out of the house.
Oh well, I can always do up my shed......and I will have my rifles to cuddle!


In a personal sense, I never value anybody that isn't me, or my children. Work is different of course.

This policy does not work for everybody.


Travis


Flave, that's why GFY is such sound advice...

If only I were that flexible
Life would be delectable
I'd never need a girl
I'd end up ruling the world

But I'd still get my pleasure
Still have my greatest treasure
Finally on my way
To becoming a gentleman of leisure







It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...

Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.

Stupidity has no average...
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I just googled her.....what an impressive growth.

....must rinse with fertiliser.


She was much more interesting before the t!t-job.


These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Stuie,

I woukda pasted but Rick probably would've flipped and I like you guys too much...and everyone would think their monitors just went dark

EFE


It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...

Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.

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Originally Posted by MojoHand

If only I were that flexible
Life would be delectable
I'd never need a girl
I'd end up ruling the world

But I'd still get my pleasure
Still have my greatest treasure
Finally on my way
To becoming a gentleman of leisure



No, no, and no!

Life is not about self gratifications, sir. Life is about ensuring you have the ability to manipulate the opposite sex into gratifying you while maintaining a complete lack of dependence on said female.

GFY.

Why does everybody not think like me? I can't wait to clone myself.

Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by MojoHand
Stuie,

I woukda pasted but Rick probably would've flipped and I like you guys too much...and everyone would think their monitors just went dark

EFE


Huh?


Jason


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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'flave,

He is my erstwhile companion and guards my casa while I toil; he warns me if any miscreants approach while I slumber; he lets other dogs in my AO know he's The Big Dog, regardless of their physical stature; he wants to kill and eat such armadillos, possums, wabbits, and large birds as he may see; he hates motorcycles; and he thinks I'm the greatest human on earth.

For me, all of the above is sufficient. smile

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Exquisitely turdlike in all of his many manifestations!!

Resist much - obey little. Hayduke lives!

"30-06 guys don't worry about schit 'cause 30-06 guys don't worry....." 16bore

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Another pic of The Bone Daddy, when he was but a pup. He is in the middle, munching on a coyote skull.

[Linked Image]

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Exquisitely turdlike in all of his many manifestations!!

Resist much - obey little. Hayduke lives!

"30-06 guys don't worry about schit 'cause 30-06 guys don't worry....." 16bore

~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Originally Posted by DELGUE
'flave,

He is my erstwhile companion and guards my casa while I toil; he warns me if any miscreants approach while I slumber; he lets other dogs in my AO know he's The Big Dog, regardless of their physical stature; he wants to kill and eat such armadillos, possums, wabbits, and large birds as he may see; he hates motorcycles; and he thinks I'm the greatest human on earth.

For me, all of the above is sufficient. smile


You and BGG would get along famously. You romantic [bleep]... grin

Sleep well, and GFY.


Travis


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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PS- BGG's .222 is a JEWEL. I do love that thing.


Jason


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by DELGUE
'flave,

He is my erstwhile companion and guards my casa while I toil; he warns me if any miscreants approach while I slumber; he lets other dogs in my AO know he's The Big Dog, regardless of their physical stature; he wants to kill and eat such armadillos, possums, wabbits, and large birds as he may see; he hates motorcycles; and he thinks I'm the greatest human on earth.

For me, all of the above is sufficient. smile


You and BGG would get along famously. You romantic [bleep]... grin

Sleep well, and GFY.


Travis


Back in the late 70's when I was attending New College, my Hungarian history professor asked our class of about 11 if there were any romantics in the class. Sadly, I was the only one who raised my hand.

Good night, amigo, and GFY back atcha. smile

222's are Old Skool, and wicked skookum!

Last edited by DELGUE; 11/22/12.

Exquisitely turdlike in all of his many manifestations!!

Resist much - obey little. Hayduke lives!

"30-06 guys don't worry about schit 'cause 30-06 guys don't worry....." 16bore

~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by MojoHand

If only I were that flexible
Life would be delectable
I'd never need a girl
I'd end up ruling the world

But I'd still get my pleasure
Still have my greatest treasure
Finally on my way
To becoming a gentleman of leisure



No, no, and no!

Life is not about self gratifications, sir. Life is about ensuring you have the ability to manipulate the opposite sex into gratifying you while maintaining a complete lack of dependence on said female.

GFY.

Why does everybody not think like me? I can't wait to clone myself.

Travis


I defer to your infinite wisdom sir and shall GFM!


It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...

Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.

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Why don't the lot of you go bury a digit aft and set yourselves free.....truly understand for the very first time in your shallow lives what the ultimate meaning of stink finger is really all about.
MFing romantics sitting around pondering bleeders and [bleep] whilst many are SLAVES to the very concept.
Break free from the lies, the deceit and mostly the dependence on the romanticized notion of ever being a man whilst bedding so close to that which you cannot do without.
Bunch of homosexual cock sucking diddlers! Go pour yourselves a tall boy in a tumbler with two cubes. Drink it down and try and wash away the years and tears of all that you can't live without.
The third eye blind....learn it, live it, love it!

GFYs one and all and to all a sound and peaceful night. See you scrubs in the morning.

Adi-[bleep]-os!



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Well, back to the topic of 223AI and me thinking that we are not doing movember right at all.

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Elmer, didja stumble across some old forgotten peyote?


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Originally Posted by ingwe
Was doing some narc training with mine this morning and he had to stop and play the fool with a Box Elder bug he found.....


But he had no trouble finding 1g of coke in a 140 seat ampitheater......


Those type of work dogs make me nervous. Always have. Never know by looking at him if the [bleep] wants me to scratch his head, or just wants a pretext to biting my throat.

That pic of Demi's bush was epic. Damn I love fur.

Travis


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DOGS THAT MAKE ME NERVOUS:

Maxey Ranch in central Florida...10's of thousands of acres...hog control an ongoing project. Ranch foreman used a number of approaches, one of which included bulldogs. His favorite had an odd trait. When it had a hog down it would not release until...someone rubbed his balls. The foreman's daughter showed us that methodology...at the age of 14. Ya had to laugh first time ya saw this...nervously.

I would have been inclined to let ol' Roscoe hold on until Hell froze.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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HTF do you figure out that you had to rub his balls? WHo thought to try that?


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what up bitches?



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You kill anything?


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