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A Dude I know had the crotch crickets....cheap [bleep] tried a homemade remedy instead of quell or A2000.... He duct taped his piss hole off and poured isopropyl all over his [bleep]....[bleep] window licker!
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Hell ya, just today I learned if you shave your nuts it will make everything look more huger, then you can use the harvested pubic hair to make a "Beard of Zeuss".
Where else can you learn [bleep] like this?
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Sorry boss, been a long week of learnin'. I should have knowed. Did you "ass"-similate vast quantities of knowledge (in the Biblical sense)? If not, read the internet next week and get back to me.... Ah, college! NO, NO, NO! It is "Ass Simulate". Jeez.....You guys, I swear...educated in a gypsy camp I guess.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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A Dude I know had the crotch crickets....cheap [bleep] tried a homemade remedy instead of quell or A2000.... He duct taped his piss hole off and poured isopropyl all over his [bleep]....[bleep] window licker! Is that the fella what just set a new 100 meter sprint record?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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DD...ever operate an aircraft upside down or do a 360?
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Not sure why I just asked that? On my way to FingMS for that asinine question!
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Hell ya, just today I learned if you shave your nuts it will make everything look more huger, then you can use the harvested pubic hair to make a "Beard of Zeuss".
Where else can you learn [bleep] like this? I too, learned today. The burnt pubics, reeking of gas and, well, burnt pubic hair smell, is not as good of wimmins attractant as Hai Karate or Brut.
Have Dog
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I know Dungies when I see them. GFY. I catch the darn things.
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Hell ya, just today I learned if you shave your nuts it will make everything look more huger, then you can use the harvested pubic hair to make a "Beard of Zeuss".
Where else can you learn [bleep] like this? I too, learned today. The burnt pubics, reeking of gas and, well, burnt pubic hair smell, is not as good of wimmins attractant as Hai Karate or Brut. 'slave....Hai Karate....a timeless classic...particularly at Christmas! Any particular reason you took the Bernzomatic to your shrub?
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DD...ever operate an aircraft upside down or do a 360? Yes. It's more exciting in choppers.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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remember when this thread was great?
hint hint..
I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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Hell ya, just today I learned if you shave your nuts it will make everything look more huger, then you can use the harvested pubic hair to make a "Beard of Zeuss".
Where else can you learn [bleep] like this? I too, learned today. The burnt pubics, reeking of gas and, well, burnt pubic hair smell, is not as good of wimmins attractant as Hai Karate or Brut. 'slave....Hai Karate....a timeless classic...particularly at Christmas! Any particular reason you took the Bernzomatic to your shrub? [bleep] keep up.. He was Trying to make it look huger for the midgets..
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Listen you fire fighting freak azz, smoke lovin', Savage shootin,' foreigner. Flave said I could double the size of my Johnson.
I'd cut off my leg for the John Holmes Johnson.
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I introduced Chuck Norris to fear not long after that.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I would trust your disturbed ass to loop mine in a chopper...but only if you wear the Stetson!
****[bleep] sick of editing for my atrocious spelling! Sonofabitch!
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Listen you fire fighting freak azz, smoke lovin', Savage shootin,' foreigner. Flave said I could double the size of my Johnson.
I'd cut off my leg for the John Holmes Johnson. You gain an inch shaving your junk....the price paid is the grow back itch....buy the green bottle of Gold Bond....you will thank me later you shaft shavin fool!
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remember when this thread was great?
hint hint.. You're right, sorry.
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Rancho wants porn, Jack. I think it's one of the deadly sins, myself.
But for the integrity of the thread, surf your azz off.
Please?
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well while u [bleep] were discussing crab eradacation i was making meat
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