Hey FJ, there was a cool as chit show on tv for awhile from up in your neck o the woods. Showed the guys eating squirrels and chit, and they talked about being hunters and gun guys and whatnot. I can't remember the name, but it was about 2 brothers that had this shop where they fabbed up some badazz vehicles for the military and police and firemen. Ring any bells?
Hey FJ, there was a cool as chit show on tv for awhile from up in your neck o the woods. Showed the guys eating squirrels and chit, and they talked about being hunters and gun guys and whatnot. I can't remember the name, but it was about 2 brothers that had this shop where they fabbed up some badazz vehicles for the military and police and firemen. Ring any bells?
Not yet...but keep ring bells....somehow I am down a brain cell or two over the decades.
Baboons are phun to shoot, leopards can be an adventure ( hence my screen name...I'll tell you about it over beer on gopher Armageddon...) and the ones that REALLY like to use their horns are Gemsbok. Lions skeer the schitt outta me
You won't visit. You don't love me.
Travis
Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
Aint never seen a tiger, but they are bigger than lions, so Im sure I would be akeered of them too.....
Yeah, leopards, especially wounded ones, are their own form of demon for sure.If they have an ounce of one of their nine lives left, they will use it on you....
Well, I saw a video of some fella in Africa trying to release a leopard one day. It crawled almost all the way in the p'up cab and shredded him fairly proper. OTOH, I learned a long time back you shouldn't provoke a cat unless you're ready to back it up. Scrotum shrinker this:
Anyway, I've not had your experience in dealing with PO'd 4 legged cats in close quarters, but I've crossed paths with a few here and there.
1. A Shau Valley, '70. Flew over a small clearing and two tiger cubs were rollicking in the grass. They looked up at us, about 50' up and momma came boiling out of the tree line wanting a piece of our collective asses big time. Totally unafraid, unrepentant and she might have cleared 12'-15' in her jumps trying to reach us while I hovered. After brief consideration I decided that hanging around and depending on the legendary reliability of Allison turbines was probably unwise. Other than being fearless, the other thing that caught my attention: Tigers are really, really big. Forearms on momma were bigger than my thighs by fair margin. The kids thought the whole thing just...fascinating.
2. I petted a tiger once. Those things are really, really phoucin' ginormous. I'm surprised I still have a right arm. It purred...I nearly crapped my pants.
3. Any cat bigger than a house cat can [bleep] you up quicker than a politician can change his position. Bobcats, lions, jaguars, it hardly matters. They are stronger, quicker and they make a living making other chitt dead. Phouc that.
4. I petted a cheetah once too. They are neat critters. This one was a male named Sam. Anytime a woman got in the compound with Sam (name as I recall it) and they were wearing a skirt he would rip it off and run away with it. I really liked Sam. True story that, White Oak Plantation on the Georgia/Florida border just north of Jacksonville.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
Hey BGG, I just piled on some roast beef, bacon, mayo, and two of your pickled eggs sliced. It was the best [bleep] sandwich I've ever had.
Better than FM.
Travis
'Flave....you are [bleep] where you eat Chief...you tell BGG he makes the best sangwhich EVAH ...what the [bleep] you think Dan The Greek is going to do to your pizza or sub next time you eat at his shop??? He has feelings....my bet is you get a fist full of cock hairs sprinkled on your disk or in your sub.....sonofabitch!
Hey FJ, there was a cool as chit show on tv for awhile from up in your neck o the woods. Showed the guys eating squirrels and chit, and they talked about being hunters and gun guys and whatnot. I can't remember the name, but it was about 2 brothers that had this shop where they fabbed up some badazz vehicles for the military and police and firemen. Ring any bells?
Not yet...but keep ring bells....somehow I am down a brain cell or two over the decades.
Hey BGG, I just piled on some roast beef, bacon, mayo, and two of your pickled eggs sliced. It was the best [bleep] sandwich I've ever had.
Better than FM.
Travis
'Flave....you are [bleep] where you eat Chief...you tell BGG he makes the best sangwhich EVAH ...what the [bleep] you think Dan The Greek is going to do to your pizza or sub next time you eat at his shop??? He has feelings....my bet is you get a fist full of cock hairs sprinkled on your disk or in your sub.....sonofabitch!
Read again you illiterate [bleep]. I make the best sandwich. BGG provides pickled eggs from his chickens, pickled in beets from his garden. They're orgasmicly good.
Adair can't cook for schit.
Travis
Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
What is BGG feedin' the chickens that they have pickled eggs? RonRico 151? I ain't never seen a drunk chicken before but imagine it would be hilarious.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
Read again you illiterate [bleep]. I make the best sandwich. BGG provides pickled eggs from his chickens, pickled in beets from his garden. They're orgasmicly good.
Adair can't cook for schit.
Travis
You are correct....YOU made the sangwhich with BGGs skin eggs. Sliced.
Adair is a [bleep] Greek Pizza Boy. Slings disks and subs. Empties the Pokies when they get full. Period.
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