I don't even need to look to know that they can't hold a candle to my wonderful wife who is coming home in about an hour. I'd wager most of them can't look at a piece of piano music and say "Honey, grab your saxophone and let's read through this quick." Most of them have probably never eaten apple pie, let alone have the ability to make one that cause you to salivate at the thought of it. Most of them probably wouldn't have the patience to put up with my idiosyncrasies, nor would they have the patience to be the great mother and teacher that my wife is. They may be externally beautiful by the standards of this world, but I pray that they have much more to their identity than the size of their waist, bust, and length of legs.
Selmer
"Daddy, can you sometime maybe please go shoot a water buffalo so we can have that for supper? Please? And can I come along? Does it taste like deer?" - my 3-year old daughter
Although a past year, a definite winner in the camel toe department: Google for Miss Universe Canada camel toe
I won't post the link here... family site and all that, ya' know.
John
Its not so bad.
"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee
~~~You just walk own bay-bee! And doan you wahrry about a doag-goan thang a'tall,.. hup!,...hup! Because they some man, somewhere who'll take you,.. baby,.. ,...skinny laigs an all~~~
Well, if the only two categories are anorexic and "fatty" then I certainly will take the fatties. Because the other kind look like meth addicts to me.
I take it you are single? And destined to stay that way, most likely.
Well then you take it wrong. Happily married and intend to stay that way. None of those miss universe contestants are overly skinny. They just seem it cuz most everybody else is so grossly ponderous {FAT} these days.
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