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Mayan Cast & Blast Celebration................


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OK...what got blasted?


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The return of Boxer. Our thread liveth on.



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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I was worried about him.


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Originally Posted by fatjack34
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Travis......I miss you.


GFY



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Ouch....


Stop being a puzzy. Boxer is back FYI.


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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Boxer...back...salutations!

Why the white gloves?

Right hook.........

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Merry Christmas!



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Morning Dave.
I'm kinda hung.............................over.
I asked Poobah about orangutan penis length.
He discovered Anthropology, you know.
Anyway, he wouldn't tell, so I took my own advice and drank more.


The average length of an orangutan penis is 1.5 inches, so if you're ever trying to pick up a chick who is a zoologist, never, ever tell her you're hung like an oranguntan (or a gorilla, either).

You are welcome. Carry on.


Curious how you gathered this information?


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Don't ask, Don't tell.

Hey, the world DIDN"T end. yay


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Guess on my part but he probably didn't use a yardstick.


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Originally Posted by SLM
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Originally Posted by wageslave
Morning Dave.
I'm kinda hung.............................over.
I asked Poobah about orangutan penis length.
He discovered Anthropology, you know.
Anyway, he wouldn't tell, so I took my own advice and drank more.


The average length of an orangutan penis is 1.5 inches, so if you're ever trying to pick up a chick who is a zoologist, never, ever tell her you're hung like an oranguntan (or a gorilla, either).

You are welcome. Carry on.


Curious how you gathered this information?



I spent several years wandering the jungles of Borneo with a 6" rule and a packet of photographs of female orangutans in suggestive poses. I had initially hoped that I could gather the data via self-reporting by the orangutans, but being primates, they tended to exagerate their measurements.



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Why?


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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Why?


I had been awarded a Federal grant from the National Institute of Health. The data collection was part of a comprehensive research project to analyze the impact of penis length on the psychological health of male primates. The results of the project were never published, as the director of the project, upon obtaining my data, absconded to Borneo, under the assumption, I presume that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.


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Originally Posted by wahunterinrok
7/08.... a white trash 7x57.....


And?



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Does any more need to be said?


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Originally Posted by wageslave
Seadick,
I'm gonna spell it out for you again, since the years of spuzz slurping have apparently dulled your minuscule brain.
Gay men like to get laid, if you are willing.
You like dick and are willing.

See the connection?

Now quit lusting after me and head on up to Eugene for an eventful Saturday night.
Knock it outta the park. Or call Jeff-O.
It's Christmas for Gods sake.


more of your bathroom fantasies?

you don't quit do ya?


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Originally Posted by Gadfly
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Originally Posted by Gadfly
Originally Posted by wageslave
Morning Dave.
I'm kinda hung.............................over.
I asked Poobah about orangutan penis length.
He discovered Anthropology, you know.
Anyway, he wouldn't tell, so I took my own advice and drank more.


The average length of an orangutan penis is 1.5 inches, so if you're ever trying to pick up a chick who is a zoologist, never, ever tell her you're hung like an oranguntan (or a gorilla, either).

You are welcome. Carry on.


Curious how you gathered this information?



I spent several years wandering the jungles of Borneo with a 6" rule and a packet of photographs of female orangutans in suggestive poses. I had initially hoped that I could gather the data via self-reporting by the orangutans, but being primates, they tended to exagerate their measurements.



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Originally Posted by Gadfly
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Why?


I had been awarded a Federal grant from the National Institute of Health. The data collection was part of a comprehensive research project to analyze the impact of penis length on the psychological health of male primates. The results of the project were never published, as the director of the project, upon obtaining my data, absconded to Borneo, under the assumption, I presume that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.


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Originally Posted by Gadfly
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Why?


I had been awarded a Federal grant from the National Institute of Health. The data collection was part of a comprehensive research project to analyze the impact of penis length on the psychological health of male primates. The results of the project were never published, as the director of the project, upon obtaining my data, absconded to Borneo, under the assumption, I presume that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.


He is.

Glad someone absconded. At least the data will be kept under wraps for the time being, at least in America. Indigenous populations of New Guinea and Africa already know this stuff.

Central Highlands? Anywhere near Kontum? Lots of small weenies in that region. Little round asses too.





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Says it all dont it. laugh


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I hear there's an epidemic of this sweeping the country. Keep your women safe men!

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