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Here's an update...
I got a date with a chick that likes to drink and [bleep]... She's a little thick, and tattooed, but I once saw her shoot a ping-pong ball all the way across the bar out of her snooch.
I'm Irish...
Of course I know how to patch drywall
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Should we make it a deuce only Armageddon? This could surely be "dropped" out of context. 
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Should we make it a deuce only Armageddon? This could surely be "dropped" out of context. Oops! My Bad! Like dropping the kids off at the pool....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Oracle
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Here's an update...
I got a date with a chick that likes to drink and [bleep]... She's a little thick, and tattooed, but I once saw her shoot a ping-pong ball all the way across the bar out of her snooch. I bet you can't wait to introduce her to Mom....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Here's an update...
I got a date with a chick that likes to drink and [bleep]... She's a little thick, and tattooed, but I once saw her shoot a ping-pong ball all the way across the bar out of her snooch. I bet you can't wait to introduce her to Mom.... Here's a set up ripe for the picking.
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Campfire Oracle
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I shouldnt be sarcastic with Dan-o...he is the only person to actually take my advice. Forget meaningful relationships and enter into a string of casual sporting sexual encounters with women of dubious virtue and backgrounds....
He makes me so proud.....
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Here's an update...
I got a date with a chick that likes to drink and [bleep]... She's a little thick, and tattooed, but I once saw her shoot a ping-pong ball all the way across the bar out of her snooch. I bet you can't wait to introduce her to Mom.... How do you know she's NOT his mom...? Sorry, Ingwe made me do that...
If you're fixin' to put a hole in something,
make it a hole to remember.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Here's an update...
I got a date with a chick that likes to drink and [bleep]... She's a little thick, and tattooed, but I once saw her shoot a ping-pong ball all the way across the bar out of her snooch. I bet you can't wait to introduce her to Mom.... How do you know she's NOT his mom...? Sorry, Ingwe made me do that... And KW picks it ...
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Fat slow one over the middle of the plate. I couldn't help myself...
If you're fixin' to put a hole in something,
make it a hole to remember.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Fat slow one over the middle of the plate. I couldn't help myself... You missed on some style points though. For example, you could have gone with "All it would take is a mirror".
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Fat slow one over the middle of the plate. I couldn't help myself... You missed on some style points though. For example, you could have gone with "All it would take is a mirror". Hey, I'm plumb worn out. Shopping all day. Even went to a gun show for a couple of hours. I haven't laughed that hard in years...
If you're fixin' to put a hole in something,
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I am out of the loop with Hi-Line beers...are those beers? You silly [bleep]. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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$2.99 blow out at IGA. BUT, it was happy hour. So they were $2.69. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Shift in a can? Dat must be the hydromatic tranny for the Ranger I guess. Are you old enough to remember hydromatic transmissions??? What do you call a hydromatic queer? A shiftless corksucker. BD Hydromatic? Are those the ones with the little buttons? Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Ranger will flat [bleep] you up. nowon;t.... rasi
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Shift if the answer to the question nobody ever asked.
Only beer dweebs though Pale Lager was a good idea.
Ranger is alright. Kind of a hippy version of an IPA. Sierra Nevada in cans is better for a session and goes great with flyrods, rafts, and steak fajitas. Guys that can drink three without vomiting tend to like them. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Here's an update...
I got a date with a chick that likes to drink and [bleep]... She's a little thick, and tattooed, but I once saw her shoot a ping-pong ball all the way across the bar out of her snooch. You'll be in love with her by next Wednesday. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Well over 1300 posts................. Why I have no idea. Here is one more. LOL
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Here's an update...
I got a date with a chick that likes to drink and [bleep]... She's a little thick, and tattooed, but I once saw her shoot a ping-pong ball all the way across the bar out of her snooch. We need pics...
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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I shouldnt be sarcastic with Dan-o...he is the only person to actually take my advice. Forget meaningful relationships and enter into a string of casual sporting sexual encounters with women of dubious virtue and backgrounds....
He makes me so proud..... Kayla, 26, hippy.... Hippy I had down, the letter K, I missed on the way up, but hit twice on the way down (now  ) Travis is almost right... I doubt I'll be in love by Wednesday, but I might take pics. If you ever meet a girl that's into hula hoops, and is a little thick, ditch the bar early and put her on top Thank you again Tom. That truckride to Wyoming was highly educational. Just too bad with my family history of cancer that I can't get snipped.
I'm Irish...
Of course I know how to patch drywall
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