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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Don't know how you will take this,but,his butt has to hurt when he wakes up the next day.



The sad part about this statement above.....if I could reach the .38 I would use it on myself right about now.....I am smack in the middle of the single worst bout of Hemorrhoids I have ever sustained.... Fresh out of pain meds else I would cook em and smoke em! Dying here......


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The sad part about this statement above.....if I could reach the .38 I would use it on myself right about now.....I am smack in the middle of the single worst bout of Hemorrhoids I have ever sustained.... Dying here......



Thanks for sharing.... eek


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All this talk about sailors gives rise to a question. Anyone here recall the quaint family song "Barnical Bill the Sailor"?

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Originally Posted by fatjack34
Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Don't know how you will take this,but,his butt has to hurt when he wakes up the next day.



The sad part about this statement above.....if I could reach the .38 I would use it on myself right about now.....I am smack in the middle of the single worst bout of Hemorrhoids I have ever sustained.... Fresh out of pain meds else I would cook em and smoke em! Dying here......


Icy/Hot, trust me on this one.

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Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Isn't there some damn called called "Sail Away" or some chit?

greek Dan and Dave play it as the pull away from the dock.


Is this the one your thinking of BGG?


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Originally Posted by SLM


Icy/Hot, trust me on this one.



Seriously???


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How do you guys know Dan is Greek...? Was he 'reared ' by his brother? whistle


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Alright Dan is not going to be the butt of every joke. crazy


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Originally Posted by ingwe
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Icy/Hot, trust me on this one.



Seriously???


Well...ya...


If nothing else it would be good watching after.

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Glad I wasnt having a 'flare-up'...

I'd have tried it....

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Originally Posted by SLM
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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Don't know how you will take this,but,his butt has to hurt when he wakes up the next day.



The sad part about this statement above.....if I could reach the .38 I would use it on myself right about now.....I am smack in the middle of the single worst bout of Hemorrhoids I have ever sustained.... Fresh out of pain meds else I would cook em and smoke em! Dying here......


Icy/Hot, trust me on this one.


Dude! That [bleep] is like bengay....I put that to the leather doughnut and I will end up in the ER!


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Aren't the pokers for that.


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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Aren't the pokers for that.


Only if you heat them red-hot first...then they 'cauterize' the wound...so to speak... shocked


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Hey BGG, don't leave us hanging. I'm kinda getting that feeling when you turn around in the bar and your mouthy buddy is warming up the truck.

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Clearly those that have suffered know exactly what the [bleep] I speak of....those that have been fortunate should not "poke" fun as you never [bleep] know when your day will come! Sonofabitch!


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Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Aren't the pokers for that.


Only if you heat them red-hot first...then they 'cauterize' the wound...so to speak... shocked
Was that the way it was done in the "good old days?" eek


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Just lay off the anal sex for awhile...you'll be OK.... whistle


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