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Don't know how you will take this,but,his butt has to hurt when he wakes up the next day.
The sad part about this statement above.....if I could reach the .38 I would use it on myself right about now.....I am smack in the middle of the single worst bout of Hemorrhoids I have ever sustained.... Fresh out of pain meds else I would cook em and smoke em! Dying here...... Icy/Hot, trust me on this one. Dude! That [bleep] is like bengay....I put that to the leather doughnut and I will end up in the ER! Just trying to help. 
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Aren't the pokers for that. Only if you heat them red-hot first...then they 'cauterize' the wound...so to speak...  Was that the way it was done in the "good old days?"  Couldn't be. Ingwe is pre steel. He was there when they first started pulling copper from Solomons mines. R.
You can run, but you'll just die tired.
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Campfire Oracle
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That's true from one a**hole to another! 
Life Member SCI
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Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
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I knew a guy that soaked a washcloth in rubbing alcohol and gave his roids a good wipe.....he said he Damn near tore the sink off the wall but they did go away in a couple days.
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You wannabe piss drunk ass clowns would know of what I speak after a so called nine day bender of blow shirts and spin art! [bleep] pretenders! No alkie worth the salt in his beer has escaped the wrath of the terrible H!
Kindness invites abuse
du ma nhieu
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I knew a guy that soaked a washcloth in rubbing alcohol and gave his roids a good wipe.....he said he Damn near tore the sink off the wall but they did go away in a couple days. All set on that barbaric trick. [bleep] me!
Kindness invites abuse
du ma nhieu
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Aren't the pokers for that. Only if you heat them red-hot first...then they 'cauterize' the wound...so to speak... Was that the way it was done in the "good old days?" Couldn't be. Ingwe is pre steel. He was there when they first started pulling copper from Solomons mines. R. Ingwe probably invented that method.
Life Member SCI
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Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
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I knew a guy that soaked a washcloth in rubbing alcohol and gave his roids a good wipe.....he said he Damn near tore the sink off the wall but they did go away in a couple days. All set on that barbaric trick. [bleep] me! If you make a go of it be sure and take pics.
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SLM,dude please,already going to have nightmares about Elmer's 'roids and just don't need pics. 
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Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
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Guessing he would look something like this. ![[Linked Image]](http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx98/NMHUNT/fud002.gif)
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Aren't the pokers for that. Only if you heat them red-hot first...then they 'cauterize' the wound...so to speak... He could do the same thing at a strip club in San Francisco in a G string  He might even make 20 bucks...
I'm Irish...
Of course I know how to patch drywall
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Guessing he would look something like this. Bwhahahha!!! Beer just squirted out my nose
I'm Irish...
Of course I know how to patch drywall
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Just found something that makes me feel ancient. I used to sail a fair bit, both cruising and racing. Dinghies to 12 meters...fast has just been redefined for me. Closed course avg of 51 knots in a freaking sailboat. Holy phouc! [video:youtube] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2boayPZ3GbE&feature=youtube_gdata_player [/video]
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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DD, being a desert dweller and only seeing the ocean once that looks like they are hauling ass. What would 51 knots be in MPH?
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Yeah, that version. Learned that'n at Boy Scout summer camp when I was12 years old. Ain't nothin' not ever on you tube.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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DD, being a desert dweller and only seeing the ocean once that looks like they are hauling ass. What would 51 knots be in MPH? Just a few ticks short of 60 mph.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Hey BGG, don't leave us hanging. I'm kinda getting that feeling when you turn around in the bar and your mouthy buddy is warming up the truck. I'm here! I'm never the first one out the door. Might be asleep in a booth, (but not in NM 'cause that's agin the law) but never the first one to the truck. Put the kids to bed, got a hot new spot to take the boy to tomorrow an try and call in a dog.
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I knew a guy that soaked a washcloth in rubbing alcohol and gave his roids a good wipe.....he said he Damn near tore the sink off the wall but they did go away in a couple days. All set on that barbaric trick. [bleep] me! DON'T.............................EVAH
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Hey BGG, don't leave us hanging. I'm kinda getting that feeling when you turn around in the bar and your mouthy buddy is warming up the truck. I'm here! I'm never the first one out the door. Might be asleep in a booth, (but not in NM 'cause that's agin the law) but never the first one to the truck. Put the kids to bed, got a hot new spot to take the boy to tomorrow an try and call in a dog. Sweet, hope he slams a few. We're heading out Tuesday. Night all.
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