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A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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She is certainly no pig! ![[Linked Image]](http://i869.photobucket.com/albums/ab255/nsaqam/CrystalHarris.jpg) Looks like a pig,legs open string holding her coda in,guess it's good for peeing..
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Campfire 'Bwana
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My question is , how many men Hefner age with the money he has and the access to just about any 20 years old he wants wouldn't take advantage of it? I know dam well i would. More power to him for letting them play him for a fool. The only thing worst than a old fool, is a old fool with unlimited resources .
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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I would not, i'd find a foxy 65/75 year old Woman and bang myself into oblivion.
Gunner
Trump Won!
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She is certainly no pig! Looks like a pig,legs open string holding her coda in,guess it's good for peeing.. Yeah RIGHT!!!
The Chosin Few November to December 1950, Korea.
I'm not one of the Chosin Few but no more remarkable group of Americans ever existed.
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That bitch looks kinda naughty at first glance, but you gotta know there's some serious worms at work behind those baby blues. Maybe ought to thank Hef for getting her off the street for a short while?
From where I sit, got it out of my system a long while back and I'd prefer sleeping with a mamba than something of that sort. BTDT.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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I would not, i'd find a foxy 65/75 year old Woman and bang myself into oblivion.
Gunner Good luck with that
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Dam Gunner , i would hope you enjoy your whole 30 sec's and don't forget the STP or you won't have any skin left on your Dick
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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Dam Gunner , i would hope you enjoy your whole 30 sec's and don't forget the STP or you won't have any skin left on your Dick LMOA!!!
The Chosin Few November to December 1950, Korea.
I'm not one of the Chosin Few but no more remarkable group of Americans ever existed.
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I would not, i'd find a foxy 65/75 year old Woman and bang myself into oblivion.
Gunner Good luck with that I'm 50 years old and find many, many different well kept classy and foxy looking older Women, and when Im in my 60/70/80's those same women will still be there, I'm happily married of course, but they're out there. Old dudes with young Women look like fools, she's busy faking it and trying not to puke with "methusula" for his money, but giving the good stuff to the pool boy while she's planning his demise. Gunner
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Dam Gunner , i would hope you enjoy your whole 30 sec's and don't forget the STP or you won't have any skin left on your Dick LMOA!!! Regardless of age, if yer Woman is dry, you aint doing a lot of things right.  Gunner
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Even Viagra has its limitation. At his age, he might have to tape it to a Popsicle stick.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Dam Gunner , i would hope you enjoy your whole 30 sec's and don't forget the STP or you won't have any skin left on your Dick LMOA!!! Regardless of age, if yer Woman is dry, you aint doing a lot of things right. Gunner when a 65 year old gets wet without the aid of a Lube , then we call it in the Hospital , UTI or Urinary Track Infection
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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 My Dad had a bumper sticker: Old men having sex with young women has been known to cause sudden death. If she dies,she dies.
Be afraid,be VERY VERY afraid ad triarios redisse My Buddy eh76 speaks authentic Frontier Gibberish! ![[Linked Image]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y222/EvilTwinMar/Sabretooth-1.jpg)
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Sounds like Hef must have given up on the pre-nup
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Biz transaction for both of em. Image and entrance strategy for the corpse...vested retirement exit strategy for the digger. She be tired of brokeazz'd poolboys. Gunner..pillionbling that.
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LOL Bea, i'll see when i get there, only have experience with 50 year old to date. ET, Pappy could collapse and smother the poor girl ta death. NHY, true on all accounts but he still looks like a rich old fool, I just think a classy older lady goes better with old dudes, I know in my case it does, and you can take it to the bank that it's a whole lot cheaper. Gunner
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I would not, i'd find a foxy 65/75 year old Woman and bang myself into oblivion.
Gunner Gunner, you are on a roll today.....   
I try to stick with the basics, they do so well. Nothing fancy mind you, just plain jane will get it done with style. You want to see an animal drop right now? Shoot him in the ear hole. BSA MAGA
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not just today , every day, Gunner is the Man
A Doe walks out of the woods today and says, that is the last time I'm going to do that for Two Bucks.
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Not someone I would want to marry. Spend five minutes or so with sure. But have nothing in common other than that.
"If dogs don't go to heaven, when I die I want to go wherever they went." -Will Rogers
"If you have a lot of self control you don't need a lot of government control" - Thomas Sowell
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