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Campfire Kahuna
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Elmer, this ain't you is it? ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/muddler/Funnies/think_zpscbcff5bb.jpg)
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Greetings from sunny Florida! Happy New Year! It's phoucin' January! Here! ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/muddler/Funnies/bikini.jpg)
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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So how about more 2 legged kitty cats.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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That's discrimination! But since you ask and I don't discriminate, I'll cover all bases at once for you. ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/muddler/Funnies/daily-morning-awesomeness-014.jpg)
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I hope you notice the leopard print skirt by the way.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Elk, did you see the new proc. is out? Yes, I'll wait for the printed version and then whine to the wife who will say that I'm not putting in for nothing,because of a bear hunt in Arizona.  
Life Member SCI
Life Member DSC
Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Will still try and convince her that putting in for Antelope is a good idea.
Life Member SCI
Life Member DSC
Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell
Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
Ken
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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It's phoucin' January! Here! Holy Schit, I want to [bleep] January, she's smokin'. Dibs on sloppy seconds after It!
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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You know you really want April.....
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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Yes... She's a little more rotund than I like to hit. HOWEVER, it's still very hittable I've humped on fatter, if they looked like they were a good lay. The checklist at closing. A public service. Pulse? Check. Dickless? Check. No visible signs of puke on her clothes? Check. Says she'll suck it? Check. Has a car or pad to [bleep] in? Check. ( no way I let her know where I live and I gave her Flave's name.) I am just sober enough to get it up? Check. Motion carried, plow her.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Sage
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Campfire Sage
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The checklist at closing. A public service.
Pulse? Check.
Dickless? Check.
No visible signs of puke on her clothes? Check.
Says she'll suck it? Check.
Has a car or pad to [bleep] in? Check. ( no way I let her know where I live and I gave her Flave's name.)
I am just sober enough to get it up? Check.
Motion carried, plow her.
Jesus. You're a complicated fellow ain't ya'? Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I knew the "says she'll suck it" was bullschit, but I liked it.
Not [bleep] puke stench, or smelly boxes, for that matter are a personal preference.
Now.
Ymmv.
Morning. [bleep]. Happy New Year.
It's Sir Jesus, to you.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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I'm getting that checklist tatted on my forearm for rough times.
God bless you sir!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I got it tatted on my wang.
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Campfire Outfitter
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You're one smart bastard Sam! Topside right? Or bottom, so the chicks can make sure they fit the requirements?
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I'm getting that checklist tatted on my forearm for rough times.
God bless you sir! Send the 2 pounds of horrible R17 and we'll call it even....... 
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I got it tatted on my wang. TFF. If she doesn't cut the list, you just beat off and go home. Love it.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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Campfire Outfitter
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I'm going to make some fireworks with it.
It'll be beautiful.
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