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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
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Nice touch!


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Originally Posted by Tanner
I'm going to make some fireworks with it.

It'll be beautiful.


Blasphemy!
Remind me to skull [bleep] you next time.
The 243ai loves that schit.
Ungrateful prick........

P.S. Jesus loves you, no hard feelings.


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Jack!
Welcome to a pain free 2013.
Glad you are out of your drug induced haze.
GFY.


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I'll trade you for some '15, I can't find that schit anywhere.

Or a handle of liq. Either way.

P.S. Jesus died so you could SURPRISE chicks. What a guy.

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Originally Posted by Tanner
I'm getting that checklist tatted on my forearm for rough times.

God bless you sir!


Tuner...no disrespect skier dude, but who the [bleep] is going to sign the waiver for you to get inked? You need to be 18 here and I am sure in your liberal assed state it is 21!

Let me know if you need me to sign something...I look at you as a long lost son.


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Originally Posted by wageslave
Originally Posted by SamOlson
I got it tatted on my wang.

TFF.
If she doesn't cut the list, you just beat off and go home. Love it.



I don't have/wear a wedding ring so wife thought it would be nice if i got a ring tatted on my finger.

Pretty sure that would be just asking for a divorce, [bleep] that idea!

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Originally Posted by fatjack34
Originally Posted by Tanner
I'm getting that checklist tatted on my forearm for rough times.

God bless you sir!


Tuner...no disrespect skier dude, but who the [bleep] is going to sign the waiver for you to get inked? You need to be 18 here and I am sure in your liberal assed state it is 21!

Let me know if you need me to sign something...I look at you as a long lost son.
Ain't nobody worrying about that.

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I got it.......tat the ring on yer wang.


P.S. please use a female artist.
Saves EMBARASSMENT.
What if the Johnson likes Joe the biker tattoo guy.
He may want to push in yer stool.
Then we'll call you flapjack........


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Originally Posted by wageslave
Jack!
Welcome to a pain free 2013.
Glad you are out of your drug induced haze.
GFY.


THanks Cheese! Don't be fooled, I am still half cocked on narc pain meds!

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'Slave, 2#? Really? Take the high road, don't be a cheap trick. I'd hold out for 5.

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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WTF, over? Can't a guy trade anymore without the BD Police?!

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Originally Posted by SamOlson
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I got it tatted on my wang.

TFF.
If she doesn't cut the list, you just beat off and go home. Love it.



I don't have/wear a wedding ring so wife thought it would be nice if i got a ring tatted on my finger.

Pretty sure that would be just asking for a divorce, [bleep] that idea!


Sammy-Boy....this is an easy one...no need for divorce....finger tats never turn out that good and the hardly ever last. Gently explain to her that it will look like [bleep]. Simple Brochacho! No headache or heartache,

Thank me later.

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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
'Slave, 2#? Really? Take the high road, don't be a cheap trick.
BD


I'm funny that way. laugh





And cheap.


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Originally Posted by wageslave
I knew the "says she'll suck it" was bullschit, but I liked it.
Not [bleep] puke stench, or smelly boxes, for that matter are a personal preference.
Now.
Ymmv.

Morning. [bleep]. Happy New Year.
It's Sir Jesus, to you.


You cannot determine odor until it's too late. And by then, it's too late.


Dave


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
You know you really want April.....


Did someone say April?

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Originally Posted by rockchucker
i think my wife drank a half a mason jar of apple pie shine last nite. she's still layed up poor thing
That stuff is definitely made by the devil! Now if I can just find some more...

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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by wageslave
I knew the "says she'll suck it" was bullschit, but I liked it.
Not [bleep] puke stench, or smelly boxes, for that matter are a personal preference.
Now.
Ymmv.

Morning. [bleep]. Happy New Year.
It's Sir Jesus, to you.


You cannot determine odor until it's too late. And by then, it's too late.


Dave
You've just got to make sure to go on a run or something so your junk smells worse. Fight fire with fire type thing...

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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by wageslave
I knew the "says she'll suck it" was bullschit, but I liked it.
Not [bleep] puke stench, or smelly boxes, for that matter are a personal preference.
Now.
Ymmv.

Morning. [bleep]. Happy New Year.
It's Sir Jesus, to you.


You cannot determine odor until it's too late. And by then, it's too late.

Dave


Don't eat Indian food in front of her or she'll know eating stink is in your repertoire.

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Are you guys dead...I mentioned April!...

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She would love me!

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