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I'm going to make some fireworks with it.
It'll be beautiful. Blasphemy! Remind me to skull [bleep] you next time. The 243ai loves that schit. Ungrateful prick........ P.S. Jesus loves you, no hard feelings.
Have Dog
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Jack! Welcome to a pain free 2013. Glad you are out of your drug induced haze. GFY.
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I'll trade you for some '15, I can't find that schit anywhere.
Or a handle of liq. Either way.
P.S. Jesus died so you could SURPRISE chicks. What a guy.
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I'm getting that checklist tatted on my forearm for rough times.
God bless you sir! Tuner...no disrespect skier dude, but who the [bleep] is going to sign the waiver for you to get inked? You need to be 18 here and I am sure in your liberal assed state it is 21! Let me know if you need me to sign something...I look at you as a long lost son.
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I got it tatted on my wang. TFF. If she doesn't cut the list, you just beat off and go home. Love it. I don't have/wear a wedding ring so wife thought it would be nice if i got a ring tatted on my finger. Pretty sure that would be just asking for a divorce, [bleep] that idea!
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I'm getting that checklist tatted on my forearm for rough times.
God bless you sir! Tuner...no disrespect skier dude, but who the [bleep] is going to sign the waiver for you to get inked? You need to be 18 here and I am sure in your liberal assed state it is 21! Let me know if you need me to sign something...I look at you as a long lost son. Ain't nobody worrying about that.
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I got it.......tat the ring on yer wang.
P.S. please use a female artist. Saves EMBARASSMENT. What if the Johnson likes Joe the biker tattoo guy. He may want to push in yer stool. Then we'll call you flapjack........
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Jack! Welcome to a pain free 2013. Glad you are out of your drug induced haze. GFY. THanks Cheese! Don't be fooled, I am still half cocked on narc pain meds!
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'Slave, 2#? Really? Take the high road, don't be a cheap trick. I'd hold out for 5.
BD
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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WTF, over? Can't a guy trade anymore without the BD Police?!
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I got it tatted on my wang. TFF. If she doesn't cut the list, you just beat off and go home. Love it. I don't have/wear a wedding ring so wife thought it would be nice if i got a ring tatted on my finger. Pretty sure that would be just asking for a divorce, [bleep] that idea! Sammy-Boy....this is an easy one...no need for divorce....finger tats never turn out that good and the hardly ever last. Gently explain to her that it will look like [bleep]. Simple Brochacho! No headache or heartache, Thank me later.
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'Slave, 2#? Really? Take the high road, don't be a cheap trick. BD I'm funny that way. And cheap.
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I knew the "says she'll suck it" was bullschit, but I liked it. Not [bleep] puke stench, or smelly boxes, for that matter are a personal preference. Now. Ymmv.
Morning. [bleep]. Happy New Year. It's Sir Jesus, to you. You cannot determine odor until it's too late. And by then, it's too late. Dave
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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You know you really want April..... Did someone say April?
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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i think my wife drank a half a mason jar of apple pie shine last nite. she's still layed up poor thing That stuff is definitely made by the devil! Now if I can just find some more...
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I knew the "says she'll suck it" was bullschit, but I liked it. Not [bleep] puke stench, or smelly boxes, for that matter are a personal preference. Now. Ymmv.
Morning. [bleep]. Happy New Year. It's Sir Jesus, to you. You cannot determine odor until it's too late. And by then, it's too late. Dave You've just got to make sure to go on a run or something so your junk smells worse. Fight fire with fire type thing...
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I knew the "says she'll suck it" was bullschit, but I liked it. Not [bleep] puke stench, or smelly boxes, for that matter are a personal preference. Now. Ymmv.
Morning. [bleep]. Happy New Year. It's Sir Jesus, to you. You cannot determine odor until it's too late. And by then, it's too late. Dave Don't eat Indian food in front of her or she'll know eating stink is in your repertoire.
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Are you guys dead...I mentioned April!...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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