More snow has drifted in since I busted my way out to the road this morning. Son was miffed he didn't get to come along. So here in a bit I'm off to try again. God Bless the Power Wagon.
There's still no point in shoveling anything, wind will just fill it back in. And I don't the the tractor is on the table yet. Will take a day of bucketwork to get a path to the barn, house, and driveway cleared.
I'm indulging in some warm High lives and Wii with the kiddos.
And if she asked you to put a sangwhich bag in your mouth so she cold [bleep] in the bag....would you?
What's the bag for? I wouldn't want to choke.
Speaking of bags, my BIL was walking past their loveseat which was occupied at the time by their Great Dane and noticed a Walmart sack. He grabbed it to throw it away, but soon learned that the other end was still IN THE DOG'S HINEY! A quick tug produced, from reports, a possible EPIC (I'll have to wait for Adair-approval) stream of poop! Once gagging subsided the loveseat was ceremoniously tossed outside (he's pretty big) and set alight. I know call that dog, even though its a female, Fatjack.
If I hadn't done my bidness a short while ago I woulda chitt my pants laughin' at that. As it is I only cracked three ribs, my right wrist (from poundin' the desk) and destroyed a keyboard (missed the desk). I suffer from dry eye most days, but not now. God loves Great Danes. I dunno why.
BD
His delivery wass better when I got the story in person as the offended loveseat was still smoking in the yard!
No 'Glades for me, heading out to Arizona in a few days though. I don't figure snake wrasslin' to be much sport in the cool months of the year. Mostly in dens and lethargic. Some things in dens are not lethargic this time of year. I ain't stickin' my hand in a den for anything, any time down here unless it's been cleared with a 1/4# of plastic first.
I ain't a puzzy, just hate having to bite the heads off of chitt that's gnawing on my hand 'cause it always tastes chitty.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
If that thing is anything like mine, it will be shootin' very tight with very little effort. Without a doubt one of the easiest shooting revolvers I've ever shot.
Travis
Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
Sammy-Boy.....is snow machines as big out your was as it is back my way? Dudes always heading north to Pittsburg and Canadian border to run the trails.
If that thing is anything like mine, it will be shootin' very tight with very little effort. Without a doubt one of the easiest shooting revolvers I've ever shot.