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"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them." -Master Chief Hershel Davis
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Not bad for a damned Yankee. You ain't a yankee. You're a Pacific Northwesterner. Yankees are azzholes. Pacific Northwesterners are insane. Hay I resemble that remark I'm 49% INSANE/49% AZZHOLE and the other 2% can swing either way just depends on the day just ask the wife.
de 73's Archie - W7ACT
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Not bad for a damned Yankee. You ain't a yankee. You're a Pacific Northwesterner. Yankees are azzholes. Pacific Northwesterners are insane. Hay I resemble that remark I'm 49% INSANE/49% AZZHOLE and the other 2% can swing either way just depends on the day just ask the wife. Southerners keep hounds,..yankees have some kinda foo-foo dog,.. A Pacific Northwesterner sticks a pic up of a stray Llama that they took in.
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Be talkin' 'bout,.."He's a spitter but we love him just the same."
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Be talkin' 'bout,.."He's a spitter but we love him just the same." Which brings us to Kentucky Boys saying SHE'S a spitter but I love her just the same....
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them." -Master Chief Hershel Davis
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lolol,....that can be fixed.
You just got to pinch their nose closed.
,...same principal as givin' pills to puppies.
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That's what I been hearin'....
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them." -Master Chief Hershel Davis
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Her: Why are you queedin' my node?
Me: It'll be aw-ite,..just relax.
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Not bad for a damned Yankee. You ain't a yankee. You're a Pacific Northwesterner. Yankees are azzholes. Pacific Northwesterners are insane. Hay I resemble that remark I'm 49% INSANE/49% AZZHOLE and the other 2% can swing either way just depends on the day just ask the wife. Southerners keep hounds,..yankees have some kinda foo-foo dog,.. A Pacific Northwesterner sticks a pic up of a stray Llama that they took in. Nope, No Llamas here, just a few Lil Mexican Bean Bandits but you've got a point there as I do believe that Scott F does have that Llama running around there at Compass Rose Farm and yes by the way I do know about the hounds as I lived in the South in the late '50's through the early '70's.
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Same policy, different uniform.
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So here's one of my stories.....a couple of years ago my wife had a day long class in Great Falls and we drove up the previous day since her class day would start early. I would fiddle fart around while she was in class. I wound up getting back to where her classes were when I ran out of things to do and sure enough her classes ran about 45 minutes late also. Once she got out we headed down the road. I was antsy to get going and we were driving on 2 lane roads toward Eddies Corner. We hit a long uphill stretch with 3 lanes in it so I hit the gas pretty good so I could pass a stretch of cars and 18 wheelers. It worked real good and I was feeling like we were getting somewhere when I look in the rear view and see the flashing lights meant for me. Aw crap, says I. Do you know how embarrassing it is when all the people you passed in the last 5 miles are now passing you with the HP now talking to you through the window? Hello sir, may I see your license and registration please? Hi officer, here you go...there is also my concealed carry there also. Are you carrying today sir? Yes officer,right hip with 2 spare mags on the left hip. Are you a former LE officer? No sir. Do you know how fast you were going back there on that uphill? Big grin on my face....Yes, probably about 85 or so. Ok, I'll be back shortly. He goes back to car to check me out.....nothing to find since I lead a boring life. I also always keep both my hands on the steering wheel when he approaches so that he doesn't get nervous. When it's all said and done I got a warning and rolled on down the road with no problems. He was courteous and calm when I told him about my sidearm and all was good. Neither I or my wife look like criminals in our '96 Subaru.....so maybe that helps a bit as well as my short hair. But mostly, I believe, it's because we live in Montana.
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I CALL.BS...no way does a 96 suburu do 85, lol
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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I CALL.BS...no way does a 96 suburu do 85, lol It will do the speed, but one reason I try to get from point a to b as quick as possible is because after about 2 hours in that seat I can't hardly move. After a day of driving you kind of wish a car jacker would take it off your hands.
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had a state trooper pull me over one night, asked if i knew how fast i was going. I told him no my dash light wasn't working. He saw a almost empty 12 pack on the passenger seat and asked me how much i had had, told him about 3-4 while i was fishing earlier. He said OK I want you to follow me, I'll get you up to 55 and you keep at that speed till you get into town. I thanked him and followed him till he turned off. He was a Sargent that had a reputation for being a hard ass, i must of caught him in a good mood that night.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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You ain't a yankee. You're a Pacific Northwesterner.
Yankees are azzholes.
Pacific Northwesterners are insane.
Hay I resemble that remark I'm 49% INSANE/49% AZZHOLE and the other 2% can swing either way just depends on the day just ask the wife. Southerners keep hounds,..yankees have some kinda foo-foo dog,.. A Pacific Northwesterner sticks a pic up of a stray Llama that they took in. Nope, No Llamas here, just a few Lil Mexican Bean Bandits but you've got a point there as I do believe that Scott F does have that Llama running around there at Compass Rose Farm and yes by the way I do know about the hounds as I lived in the South in the late '50's through the early '70's. OK, I think I may be at least a little guilty on this one. We have two llamas to keep the coyotes and stray dogs at bay. But I have owned and run hounds several times in my life. In Oregon I hunted behind some great hounds bear hunting. Tagged three and treed at least a dozen during pursuit season before the green libratards stopped hound hunting. Nothing in the world like hound music.
The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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Well,...since you're a nice guy we'll let it pass.
Besides,..I never said bein' insane was a *bad* thing.
Some of my best friends should be institutionalized,...but they're not boring.
I can tolerate insane people,...but boring people drive me up the wall.
They'll be wantin' to talk about that Amish Mafia show and stuff.
Meanwhile,...one of my insane friends is balancin' a mop on his nose while burpin' the Star Spangled Banner.
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"You ain't no cop. You're an accountant fer Bed, Bath, and Beyond,...executive in charge of the shower curtain division."
Dang it Bristoe, you crack me up,,, put me down as one of your biggest fans.
Wake up, smell the politician, and re-elect nobody.
"Nee how,nega bin da" (Mandarin: "Hello,dumb a$$)
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I got a ticket once for impersonating a NASCAR driver..
Come on America, Athletes and actors are not heroes, only soldiers, airmen,marines and sailors get that respect�and let's add firemen and LEO's
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