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It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...

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FOR POOBAH WHO LIKES TO EXERCISE HIS "IMAGINATION"...

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[bleep] awesome.

gold star from the teacher.


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Originally Posted by MojoHand
FOR POOBAH WHO LIKES TO EXERCISE HIS "IMAGINATION"...

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That's a culture where you go out on a date, spring for dinner and a movie, get her home, knock off a glass or two of wine, then it's off to the bedroom where, good or bad, pretty or foul, you take off the ol' headdress to score and...SURPRISE!!!!! It could be Cote de Pablo or Nancy Pelosi hiding under there!!!

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Thank you sir.
I used my imagination and,
I think she's dialing your number.
Good luck.

P.S. You got a 50-50 chance.


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Yeah, but if they're that careful protecting their face, what kind of a beartrap do you suppose they have protecting their nether regions??!!!!!!


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FOR POOBAH WHO LIKES TO EXERCISE HIS "IMAGINATION"...

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That's a culture where you go out on a date, spring for dinner and a movie, get her home, knock off a glass or two of wine, then it's off to the bedroom where, good or bad, pretty or foul, you take off the ol' headdress to score and...SURPRISE!!!!! It could be Cote de Pablo or Nancy Pelosi hiding under there!!!


Or you just leave the burka on... laugh


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The original Oklahoma two-sacker, pre-sacked??


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"Baby, does this burka make my head look big??"


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Kinda rules out a bj...just sayin'.


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Originally Posted by DELGUE
"Baby, does this burka make my head look big??"


50-50....her face is covered with moles......


it could happen.


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It's basically a grab-bag special. You just don't know what's gonna be waitin' under there for you!

On top of which it'll prolly be some warlord's sister, in which case he's either gonna kill you for violating his sister if you close your eyes and get it on or kill you for dissing her if you pass on her.

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