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I'll be the anti-pope to your pope.
That means I'll be all that's good and wholesome.
You can keep Oprah.
Anti-Pope ain't getting no trim..... We'll be smoking stoogies and sipping Brandy........ and Sue.
Have Dog
Will Travel
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You're coming round.... pun intended.
Have Dog
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BGG would never be tempted by a negress.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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We'll be killing chit and waiting for the valkyries to take us to real heaven.
MAGA
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BGG would never be tempted by a negress.
Travis Temptation is a vile bitch. 
MAGA
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Speaking of Temptation........
I watch Outlaw Josey Wales again.
[bleep] Awesome. Again.
That skank he started banging in real life, showed a little skin
again.
She was/is vile....
Bitch.
Have Dog
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Sondra Locke?
The anti-pope to dave's pope approves of her greatly.
edit to add:
Nevermind, just read her wiki entry. She gets the boot. pope Dave can have her.
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MAGA
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I'd rather [bleep] Oprah........ Then I could say I bagged a gay whale.  Sondra was/is a con artist. I actually hope she was good a [bleep], cause she sure weren't at acting.
Have Dog
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I'd rather [bleep] Oprah........ Then I could say I bagged a gay whale. Sondra was/is a con artist. I actually hope she was good a [bleep], cause she sure weren't at acting. Oh jeez, I need brain bleach! Now a question, what color flour do you use to find her slot?
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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jorge,
she's got a whole lotta love............
on the slot.......she's got to many choices.
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No issues with Fox Charlies amigo...
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Sondra Locke?
The anti-pope to dave's pope approves of her greatly.
edit to add:
Nevermind, just read her wiki entry. She gets the boot. pope Dave can have her.
You sure are choosy for a married guy. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I'd rather [bleep] Oprah........ Then I could say I bagged a gay whale. Sondra was/is a con artist. I actually hope she was good a [bleep], cause she sure weren't at acting. Oh jeez, I need brain bleach! Now a question, what color flour do you use to find her slot? Just use any crevice/fat roll. Works fine. Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Oh, and I might take a buddies Bowtech Assasin to the Barber Ranch Shoot in Dave's neighborhood just so I can take the big trophy in the AC/DC class.
It's going to depend on if Ken Jarvis and Dave Johnston really are going to dust off their recurves and shoot Men's Trad class over there next year.
Which reminds me assshole... Weekend after Fathers Day. You coming this year? When is father' day? Travis WTF are those guys? Hint to Dan, if you are going to drop names, they should matter.  snicker...
I replace valve cover gaskets every 50K, if they don't need them sooner...
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A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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Cabin Fever days last year was when she drank a [bleep] of Caesers and tried to kill us both in her Geo Metro. I pulled the E-brake then bailed out the passeger door when the car stopped and went full blown Bush Ninja until I snuck back to the Southfork and called a buddy to give me a ride.
Crazy bitches are GREAT in the sack, but truck tires cost 800 a set.
You've got a future in the film writing business .
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might as well. can't act.......
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This thread is great, very funny material from this afternoon.
Real life funny happened about 15 years ago when my buddy was trying to get with this chick.
He had a t-tops '78(?) Firebird.
Halfway fast car but it broke down some.
Anyway, one night we were cruising Main, my bud and the chick were ahead of us and we're following in a pickup ...
End of main street is a 90 degree corner. Coolio in front of us shows off by gunning it around the corner. Decent maneuver until his girl apparently hit the door too hard and went flying out and onto the lawn of a local hotel. Total endo 1.5 or 2 times.
Luckily there weren't any cars parked along that section of street or she could have really been hurt.
We're thinking DAMN!
Girl gets up, brushes herself off and jumped back in.
Once we knew she was okay it was instantly hilarious.
And that car did have bigass doors, really had to slam the passenger door to get the latch to work right.
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]n celebration of National Bl0wjob Day, I will visit my girlfriend the next 3 weekends. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.badideatshirts.com/Assets/ProductImages/PS_0045_JOB_LOVE_RK.jpg)
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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I wonder how much powder and how many bullets and primer will never get used, after Mall Ninjas find out they don't REALLY need it, and that their ARs don't work with Large Rifle primers and slow burning powder. Where is all this schit going?! Same f'ing idjits who bpught it all in '08 when Bammy was gonna take all our guns away. Like he had nothin more pressing to do... Man, I bought my .223 at just the wrong time...guess I'll keep reloading factory cases till it chills out. Also, wish I woulda bought some 155 Scenars...
It ain't what you don't know that makes you an idiot...it's what you know for certain, that just ain't so...
Most people don't want to believe the truth~they want the truth to be what they believe.
Stupidity has no average...
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